Chapter Fifteen
Lucifer found all his other classes boring without Michael. He liked having someone to annoy. He tried annoying other people but it just wasn't the same. People would be angry or push him away, but Michael didn't.
When it was Lunch time Lucifer saw their mostly empty table filled up with people he had never seen before in his life.
"Uh..Michael?" Lucifer asked tugging Michael on the sleeve. "Who are all these people?"
"Okay so our table is where the freaks and geeks go." Michael explained.
"Why weren't they there last week?"
"Charlie forced everyone to do this drama club thing, so let me tell you who everybody is." He pointed to the back of the table.
"That's Meg, you've met Crowley and Balthazar. There's Garth, Gilda, Ash and Jo. "
"Wow for freaks and geeks there sure is a lot of you."
"Yeah Cas became really good friends with Meg so that's when the Freaks and Geeks combined and there." He pointed to the front of the table. "You've met Charlie and by them is Adam and Samandriel, but people call him Alfie."
"Why?"
"They...they just do. Don't question it."
Lucifer sat down next to Michael and on the other side of him was Alfie.
Lucifer decided to be Sherlock for a moment and try to deduce everyone he didn't really know the well at the table.
He saw that Meg was really flirty with Cas and it was 100% platonic. It was obvious that both of them were extremely gay. Meg and Cas were close, their friendship meant a lot to both of them. And it was only a friendship. He could still see that Dean was getting jealous though. Being the secret gay he is.
"Just accept the gay Dean." Lucifer muttered to himself wishing Dean would stop pretending to be this whole straight thing.
He looked over to Adam and Alfie. Lucifer saw that they were holding hands under the table. Lucifer thought either that they're a couple, or that they are a secret couple and they were just really bad at hiding it.
Lucifer looked at Crowely and Balthazar. He might have met them but he didn't know them that well.
The first thing he got from Balthazar was gay. The thing he got from a lot of people at this table. But Crowley...he was harder to figured out. He seemed very secretive and kept to himself.
Lucifer got tired of being Sherlock and thought it would be much more fun to be Satan instead. People always did tell you to be yourself.
And he was right, it was more fun. As soon as he became himself again he talked to Dean about how he shouldn't lie to himself and to accept his gay. Dean got really defensive and pulled a manly face for the rest of lunch.
Also Dean and Gabe also got in a fight with Michael for the whole drawing penises on their face thing. But Lucifer broke it up by saying they had it coming for being so aggressively gay. Dean got defensive again and somehow pulled a more manlier face for his ego's sake.
He also talked to Adam and Alfie about his gay ships and soon everyone joined in. Balthazar assaulted Charlie's otp and she went batshit crazy. Soon it was a debate about which ship was better, Phan or Johnlock. This would of went on for hours if the lunch bell didn't rang.
"This is not over." Charlie narrowed her eyes at Balthazar.
"Okay sweetheart but let me warn you, I am very passionate about my ships." Charlie scoffed.
"Your ship is going down like the titanic."
"Not if I could help it."
And those are the last piece of the conversation Lucifer heard before he was forced to go to class. He found out that Charlie was in one of his classes so that made time pass by faster.
They mostly passed notes and wrote about Michael. Charlie mentioned their ship and how most of the table ships it. Lucifer is happy to know that other people think that Michael and him should be a couple too.
After school Lucifer got dropped off by Michael and his siblings got dropped off by Dean.
When Lucifer walked in he immediately heard screaming.
"You assholes!" Yelled Chuck running out of the kitchen to hug him and his siblings.
"I had no idea where you guys where? Lucifer could of done something to get you all killed and I wouldn't have known. Where the fuck were you?"
"Number one dad." Lucifer began. "I am very offended that you think that I would be the one to get us killed, it's obviously Gabe." Gabe shouted 'Hey I'm not the Satan here'. "Number 2 sorry Dad. We were at the Winchesters and I guess we should of called."
"YOU GUESS?" Yelled Chuck, throwing the papers he was holding.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD HELL YEAH YOU SHOULD OF CALLED YOU DUMB ASSHOLE!" He forced all his children into a group hug with him.
"God, I missed you guys so much. I was thinking about filling out a missing persons report but thank me you're Satan and you just showed up like this out of the blue." After he awkwardly hugged them he started to walk back to the kitchen.
"And you guys clean up that mess I've made. That mess symbolizes the mess you guys had made out of my life." Chuck yells from the kitchen. The Novak brothers all stood frozen.
"Well I think we all learned our lesson from not using our cellphones." Cas said beginning to clean up Chuck's papers.
"Yeah lesson learned, don't piss off God." Gabe said while bending down to help Cassie with the papers.
"Worth it." Said Lucifer, who step over his brothers to go to his room to text Michael.
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To: Barista boy
Yo I came home and my dad thought I killed my brothers, you know typical family moments.
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He got a reply a couple minutes later.
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From: Barista boy
Well if you were your dad and you left your sons in the hands of Satan what would you expect?
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To: Barista boy
I don't know. For them to run away to a gay parade or something and plus I am a sweet Satan. Just because I'm Satan doesn't mean you have to automatically assume I'm evil.
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From: Barista boy
Good point. Hey I'm working my shift right now and I've already served a vagina coffee to Charlie and now I feel like I need to serve a penis coffee to someone. And only Satan likes penis in his coffee.
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Lucifer smiled at that text message. He liked when Michael tried to ask him to hang out by using a penis coffee to lure him.
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To: Barista boy
I'll be over there in 666 seconds.
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He ran down stairs and grabbed his coat.
"Yo dad I'm going to a coffee shop to drink penis coffee." He called to Chuck.
"Okay, but be back by midnight or I'll take away your penis drinking privilege."
"Yes sir." He did a little salute and then he was on his way.
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A/N
Hope you guys liked this chapter!
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