Chapter Sixteen
On Lucifer's way to the coffee shop he realized how much he got attached to being with Michael in about a week. That kinda scared him, he didn't know if it was a good or a bad thing that he and Michael had already become such great friends.
When he got to the coffee shop he saw Charlie on top of the front counter talking to Michael who was making drinks, Charlie immediately noticed Lucifer and wasn't afraid to let the whole coffe shop know it.
"Yo, my homo Satan is here!" Charlie said very loudly to Michael who put his head up from the coffee he was making and smiled. Other customs looked around confused and some scared but Luci smiled at that. He loves causing chaos.
"What's up my worshippers?" Lucifer jumped on the counter next to Charlie, blocking the customers from ordering and getting their coffees. Michael sighed very loudly.
"Guys I know you like showing off, but can you not let your asses get in the way of my job?" Michael was currently trying to hand a customer a coffee but Lucifer's ass was in the way.
"Don't pretend you hate it." Lucifer wiggled his bootiful booty around and Charlie laughed. Michael was hiding his blush but was laughing too. He managed to get around Lucifer's bootiful ass and hand his customer their coffee.
"Your booty is scaring my customers away. Can you shake your booty somewhere else, like for example not near people's food and drinks?"
"Really? My booty is scaring people away? If I saw a fine ass like this one near my food and drink I would never leave." To be fair since he saw Michael he had never gone to another coffee shop.
"Not the point." Groaned Michael, trying to take a customer's order with Lucifer's ass still in the way. Michael was glad that the customer was laughing instead of getting uncomfortable.
"Here's your change." Michael tried getting the customer her cents but Lucifer was moving his butt in front on Michael's hand.
"You know what, keep the change. It's cool." The girl said walking back to her seat.
"My ass just got you some money." Lucifer wiggled his booty around some more.
"Your ass just got you some money." Michael dropped the change in Lucifer's lap.
"The beginning of Lucifer's career as a stripper." Charlie stated, laughing a little.
"Beginning?" Questioned Lucifer. "You clearly don't know me that well..."
Charlie and Michael looked at each other, then shrugged. For the past half hour Michael had to serve drinks with Lucifer's booty in the way, he wasn't really complaining though...
After Michael's shift, one of the best and funniest shifts in Michael opinion, was done Charlie told them it was time for her to go.
"Awe why?" Michael pouted when Charlie told them. If Michael used that face on Lucifer he would never leave Michael's side. Charlie's sighed.
"Don't use that face on me, I need to have a life separate from you once in a while."
"Since when?"
"Since...I got a date!"
"What seriously?" Charlie frowned at how surprise Michael was.
"Believe or not Michael everyone wants a piece of me." Michael shook his head.
"Stop telling lies and get to your date!"
"Of course." Smirked Charlie. "Peace out bitches." When Charlie left Michael and Lucifer had no idea what to do.
"Uh..." Said Lucifer. "We can go to the store and get free samples." Michael gave Lucifer a bitch face almost as good as Sam's.
"We basically got banned because of you."
"It wasn't because of me!" Argued Lucifer. "If only the woman had gave me more free samples all would be well." Michael roll his eyes and was thinking of a place to go to.
"How about bowling?" Suggested Michael.
"Okay that's fine." Says lucifer. "I'm guessing you are intentionally trying to get your ass kick."
"Oh and you know your going to kick my ass becau-
"Because I'm Satan and I dominate everything and anything." Interrupted Lucifer, with an mischievous glint in his eye.
"Well you can't really dominate Heaven since your dad kicked you out if it, but whatever." Michael mumbled quietly, so that Lucifer wouldn't have heard him.
"What?" Lucifer asked, one eyebrow raised.
"Oh nothing." Said Michael nonchalantly, glad that Lucifer didn't hear what he mumbled, Michael didn't want to get punch in the face today, or any day in fact. "Let's go."
On the way driving to the nearest bowling alley Michael turned on the radio, but of course, as Michael's luck is shit, the song that was currently playing was frozen. The second he turned the radio on he quickly shut it off, giving a nervous smile to Lucifer, who looked like he was going to explode.
"Uh, sorry." Said Michael, still looking nervous. "Looks like we don't need music then."
When they arrived at the bowling alley Michael was getting him and Lucifer some bowling shoes while Lucifer was looking doing random stuff.
"Hey I'm gay, what's happening." Lucifer said to random people walking pass them. They seemed to not want to respond back and walked faster away from Luci, all he is doing is just being friendly and making conversation, people are just rude.
Eventually Lucifer got bored of stupid mortals and went over to the vending machines. Like usual he didn't have any money so he was pressing random buttons and doing other things to try to get free snacks.
It was quite fun for him, he had came close to succeeding a couple of times, but never actually got anything. But that only made Lucifer tries harder.
"What are you doing?" Michael walked over to Lucifer a couple minutes later, holding their bowling shoes by the laces.
"Trying to get us some free food." Lucifer answered vaguely, still messing with the vending machine.
"Trying to get us some free food illegally." Michael replied back, emphasizing on the last word.
"Yeah, what's your point Michael?" He emphasis the last word too because he just felt the need to.
"Illegally, when you do something illegal that means it is against the law, which you could get sent to prison for."
Lucifer however wasn't listening Michael talking about all this law stuff, he almost got a free Doritos bag, while he was in the middle of that Michael took his arm and dragged him away from the vending machines and to the lanes.
"Hey!" Lucifer whined. "What was that for?" Michael handed him a bowling ball.
"We came here to bowl, not to get arrested." Michael reminded Lucifer in a stern tone of which a parent would talk to their child in. "Now let's play."
When Michael finally convinced Lucifer to play and not steal them food he soon regretted that. As Lucifer was said before he was kicking Michael's ass and he was bragging like a motherfucker.
"Told you I dominated everything." Lucifer tried to do a hair flipped but with him not having enough hair to do so he failed and just looked like a weird guy shaking his head diagonally.
"Again everything but Heaven." Michael muttered, Lucifer didn't hear because he was too busy bragging and failing at doing a hair flip. Michael was ready to challenge Lucifer to a rematch when Lucifer dropped dead on to the ground. Michael had no idea what Lucifer was doing so he just looked at him confused.
"Shit get down, It's the gays." Whispered Lucifer, while pinning Michael on the floor with him. "Get down I don't want them to see us."
"Lucifer who ever it is we can probably out gay them there is no reason to— oh shit it's them, hide!" Michael got lower to Michael's level.
"Told you." Whispered Lucifer, "What are they doing here?"
"I don't know, but the question is not why they're here, it's that can we out gay them."
"Maybe, but we're out number, maybe we can pull a Gabriel and out gay them by pulling very rainbow pranks."
"Maybe we don't have to do that." Reasoned Michael, "I mean one of them is straight—
"Straight my ass, we all know he is at least bi, but still I don't want to talk to them unless we're out gaying them."
"I mean we can probably out gay them just by talking to them."
"Yeah but— oh shit they're coming over here."
And that's when Michael and Lucifer both realized they weren't hiding behind anything, they were just on the floor whispering to each other in an open space.
"Uh.." Said Castiel when he and the rest of the group walked over to them, "Dean, is this a new social fad I don't get, I don't understand what they're doing."
"They're being idiots Cas." Clarified Dean. "Jesus, what are you two doing."
"IF I CAN'T SEE YOU, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" Yelled Lucifer covering his eyes, Michael decided to not look like a dumbass and stood up.
"Lucifer I expected to be an idiot, but you Michael, I thought you were a good influence!" Gasped Gabriel. "Shame on you, you have betrayed my trust! I will never be able to—
"Shut up Gabe...I'm confused, why are you guys hiding from us in the first place ?" Asked Sam, whose brain is so confused and is now questioning the friends he has chosen.
"Well," Began Michael. "It's because...FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER BECAUSE THE AUTHOR IS A LITTLE SHIT.
Are Michael and Lucifer going to out gay Destiel and Sabriel?
Is Gabe ever going to forgive Michael for being a dumbass with his brother?
Will Michael earned back his trust?
Find out in the next chapter of this shitty fabulous book!
A/n —
Hey gaywads, sorry I haven't updated in 2 months, I'm a lazy bitch I know. The only excuse I have is because of writer's block with a combination of laziness.
Hope you enjoyed this bad-ish chapter, just to tell you guys this story doesn't really have a plot, like people will fall in love and shit but that's the only plot.
This story is mostly just jokes and gayness, so if you like that type of stuff keep on reading.
Thanks you reading this story and again sorry for being a lil shit and not updating.
Hope you all have a wonderful fan obsessive day! Good bye :)