Chapter fourteen
When Michael woke up he looked around his house. His first thought was What the fuck happened, why is that chair in the wall, how did that get on the ceiling. Then his second thought was Oh right. Lucifer stayed the night.
He cleaned up the house a little bit and decided to wake everyone up. He was just going to wake them up with a normal friendly slap on the face, but when he saw a sharpie on the counter he got other ideas.
For Castiel he put drew an innocent pair of kitty whiskers. He knew that Cas was an innocent soul so he wasn't going to do anything like he would usually do.
But for Dean it's a completely different story. He drew a penis on the right side of his face and another one on the right, very details ones in fact. He drew one of pointing to his mouth and on his forehead he wrote "You are what you eat".
For Gabriel he drew a million penis' on his face. There wasn't a spot on his face where there wasn't a beautifully drawn penis.
On Sam's face he made Sam looked more like a moose. Which wasn't that much different but he made his point across.
And last but not least, lucifer. He made Lucifer looked more devilish, he put a goatee and a mustache. And of course a couple penises to top it off.
His work was done. Now it was time to wake him them up.
"YO HOMOS GET UP!"
"I'm straight."
"YO HOMOS AND DEFENSIVE DEAN GET UP SCHOOL IN 10!"
"Awe shit."
"Am I drunk?"
"Wha...DAMNIT I THOUGHT I WAS IN NARNIA WHY'D YOU WAKE ME!"
"Dude, why is there mash potatoes all over me?"
"Why am I here?"
After everyone was awake Michael went to finish getting dress and was hoping that no one would look in the mirror.
When he was brushing his teeth he heard a knock on the bathroom door. It opened and it was Lucifer.
"Let me just say I am so proud of you." He went up and hugged Michael. Michael was frozen.
"So..you understand why I did it right?" He asked Lucifer.
"Of course, if I had a chance to do that to anyone I would."
"So you won't be mad..right?"
"No why would I be-" lucifer turned his head to the bathroom mirror.
"You cheeky little shit." He whispered, narrowing his eyes at Michael and began walking slowly over to him.
"Uh..." Michael walked back. "Gotta go I'm gay." He slam the door in Luci's face and ran down the hallway. Dodging everything and everyone he could.
"MICHAEL YOU PENIS DRAWING PENIS COFEE MAKING LITTLE WHORE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!" Do I really have to write who said that?
"I bet you would love my ass by you now." Michael jumped over the couch and hid under the kitchen counter.
"I hate this planet." Lucifer said and walked back into the bathroom, probably washing off Michael's creation.
When Lucifer calmed down Michael and lucifer took Michaels car to school and everyone else took Baby.
"Do you think they noticed?" Michael asked Lucifer when he began driving.
"I think Gabe does but doesn't care and everyone else notices everyone else's but theirs, because they think that maybe you wouldn't be a little shit and BETRAY THEM!"
"Yeah I know." Michael laughed. "I love being innocent."
"Oh you are anything but innocent, at least after you will be after I'm done with you." Michael laughed, he didn't take Lucifer's flirting as anything more than just being friendly. He didn't want to get his hopes up.
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Lucifer's POV
How the fuck can he be so oblivious? Lucifer thought. I'm basically throwing my gay at him and he doesn't get I wanna be gay with him.
"Hey." Lucifer says to him. "Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside...buh dum tss."
Lucifer looks over to Michael who looks confuse but then a smile slowly spreads across his face.
"Hey do me a favor?" Michael asks. "Jump out of this car window."
"Hey have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's really time consuming." Lucifer was getting his revenge on Michael.
"I swear to you I will turn this car around."
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
"I will slit your throat." Has lucifer ever mentioned how cute Michael was when he said death threats.
"I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes."
"I'm about to purposely crash this car so you do get amnesia and forget who I am and I will never have to speak to you again."
After 5 minutes, (well it felt like 40 years to Michael) they finally arrived at school.
"Get out." Michael tried to say as coldly as possible but couldn't hide the little smile he had.
"Love you too honey." Lucifer said teasingly as he jumped out of the car.
"Right now, for josh dun, I will be done with the josh puns." Michael mentally thanked God.
Lucifer heard footsteps behind them and quickly turn to see Dean and Gabriel walking angrily towards Michael with Cas and Sam behind them while people were laughing at them.
"Hey Josh Hun if I were you I would josh run." Michael saw an angry Gabe and an angry Dean running towards him and took a run for it. Lucifer followed him because why not?
Michael and Lucifer ran into the school and went into random hallways, not even caring where they went. It's when they ran into a dead end hallway is when they decided to take a break.
"Do you think we lost them?" Asked Lucifer, in between panting.
"I don't think they even chased us in the first place." Replied Michael, panting too.
"Michael, what do you think you are doing in my territory?" Lucifer turned around and saw two guys, one of the them was a little shorter than average and lucifer assumed he was Scottish because of his accent, and the other was a tall blond guy. Lucifer automatically assumed that these two guys were trouble.
"Crowley, Balthazar, hey assholes." Michael walked over to them and hugged them. Lucifer was confused and a bit jealous.
"Who is your little friend?" Balthazar asked.
"Lucifer." He said for himself. "And you?" He asked a bit skeptical.
"People call me the king of hell but you can just call me Crowley, and that's Balthazar."
"King of hell? So you are the one that has been taking my position."
"Well some one has to run it."
"What are you of Michael's?" Lucifer asked, still suspicious of them.
"Well I'm Michael's cousin, so stop getting your panties in a bunch." Said Balthazar. Lucifer felt relieve for some reason but still didn't trust Crowley.
"And I'm Michael protector, make sure no one messes with this shit head." He noted to watch out for this guy, he could turn on Michael any second.
"Now who are you to him, since we are now asking questions." Crowely spoked up.
"I'm his dark lord Satan, who else who I be?"
"Mhm suree." Balthazar said with a knowing look in his eyes.
"Shut up." Said Michael rolling his eyes. "Come on Luci, we gotta go to class."
"Awe he doesn't want to us to embarrass him."
"What are you afraid of Mikey, that we are going to tell Lucifer that time when-"
"Okay we are going now" Michael grabbed Lucifer's sleeve and dragged him to another hallway.
"We'll talk later." Lucifer yelled at them while being drag.
"So Mikey want to by chance tell me what they were talking about."
"Ugh don't call me that." Michael said In an exaggerated voice. "And it was most likely nothing you needed to know."
"But I want to know everything about you, blackmail is very useful you know."
"Being Satan must be useful all together."
"Indeed it is."
When they got to their class, 3 minutes late, they could of slip by unnoticed. But of course Jo, being her and a good friend of Michaels decided to speak up.
"Teacher! Why does Michael get to do the diddly doo before class and I can't even turn in an assignment late." Kids began laughing and Michael mentally cringe.
"Guilty as charge." Lucifer said, putting his hands up. If the teacher wasn't there Michael wouldn't mind slapping him. But instead he just elbowed him.
"Ow!" Squealed Lucifer. "If you wanted to keep touching me we could of just stayed in the closet..."
"Okay class, stop taking about your diddly doos and closets and let's actually get to something educational." The teacher said, thankfully ending the discussion for Michael's sake.
"Me and Michael can be very educational in sex Ed." Lucifer spoke up to the teacher.
"You Lucifer can also be very educational at annoying me and like 66 percent of the people here, but we are not teaching people about that are we?"
"I wouldn't mind, I could probably have my own subject on that."
"Lucifer can you just shut up."
"Geez now you sound like Michael." Michael elbow him again for that.
"Thank you Michael for doing that, now let's actually get to the subject of science."
After class was over Michael was incredibly relieved.
"Hopefully that never happens again." Michael mumbled to himself on his way out of the science classroom.
"I love class, we should come in more often." Lucifer said, cheekily smiling.
"I was about to slit your throat."
"That's why I love it so much, you're cute when you're angry."
"Shut up." He mumbled, blushing.
"Make me."
Before the sexual tension could of taken over them, students pushed them to hurry up since they were having eyesex in the hallway. They both began walking to their 2nd class.
"Looks like we have to part ways." Said Lucifer. They were both silent for a moment.
"See you in hell."
"Hope you fall in a trash can." They said their goodbyes and the rest of the day began.
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A/N
Hey guys I hoped you like this chapter. Sorry if I don't update as frequently I'm currently working on 3 fanfics so I'm a little busy with destroying my social life.
Hope you have a wonderful day <3
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