Chapter eight
Michael's POV
After a couple more episodes of cupcake wars everyone was asleep around 2:00 am. Except Gabriel, who didn't sleep that night, because he is healthy.
Micheal woke up to the sound of his father talking.
"Who might you be?" He heard his father asked.
"I'm Gabe, your sons' gay friend." Gave said while Michael yawned and stretch his arms out.
Wait, his father. His homophobic father. Oh no Michael thought, Gabe why do you have to be so gay?
"Excuse me, gay friend?" John said. Michael thought Gabriel got the hint that has father is homophobic when he saw Gabriel's face go red.
"Oh no sir, I said maybe friend. I don't know if your son considers me as a friend yet. And by the way sir I am as straight as a slinky-I mean slick pole." Nice save Gabriel.
"Okay, just so you know I am not homophobic, I am totally fine with you being gay, if you are. Tell my boys I will be back sometime next week." Michael was pleasantly surprise, he had though John was homophobic since he could of remember.
He heard John walked out and Gabe came back shortly.
"Heya Michael." Gabe said. "I was so worried about your father for a second."
After that, everyone shortly began to wake up. First Dean followed by Lucifer then Cas and Sam then lastly Charlie.
"Oh shit, we have school." Sam said while jumping up and began to dash to his room.
"It's Saturday." Lucifer yelled, and after that a tired looking moose came back.
"Thank god." He fell face first back into the couch.
Somehow after that the conversation of TV shows came up and Cas revealed that he had never watched Doctor who or Sherlock and this made Charlie really angry and they started watching Doctor who first.
"I'm borrreeed." Lucifer said after everyone a couple seasons had been watched.
"Meg is having a party at her place tonight." Charlie suggested.
"Is Meg the cheerleader.?" Michael asked.
"No, she is the one who tried to hook up at Sam." Michael and Charlie began laughing at Sam's suspense, Dean began to join in. They all thought it was funny how someone could possibly think Sam is straight.
Sam who was half awake over heard the conversation and began to throw pillows at then , mostly at Charlie.
"Hey calm down moose ,she doesn't like you anymore." Charlie said while dodging the pillows thrown at her.
"Didn't she came out as gay recently?" Dean asked.
"Yes, which is one of the main reasons I want to go to her party."
Around 7:00pm everyone decided it would be a good idea to go to her party, except Sam who was too awkward to face Meg again ,who was being dragged over there by Gabriel.
When they got there they heard loud music and kids who were already getting drunk.
Everyone went in with pairs, Sam with Gabe, Dean with Cas, Michael and Lucifer and Charlie immediately went to look for Meg, since that is one if the only reasons she came to the party.
When Lucifer went in he saw the kids who didn't like to drink the alcohol were by the fruit punch, lucifer evilly smiled as he dragged Michael with him.
"I think I know that smile.." Michael pointed out. "What are you going to do?"
"Spike the punch." Lucifer dragged Michael to the kitchen and found a can of beer.
"What?" Michael asked, not knowing what 'spike the punch' meant.
"I'm going to put alcohol in the punch, people will drink the punch unknowingly and then I'm going to watch the fun."
"Well what if there's a reason they don't want to drink alcohol, like they're underage." Lucifer tried to glare at Michael in a serious bitch face manner but couldn't and eventually cracked a smile.
"Everyone who is already drinking mat this party is underage, come on you don't have to do anything. Just watch."
Michael tried thinking of another reason to not let lucifer get near the punch bowl but just decided eventually to stay back and let lucifer do his thing.
Lucifer went over to the punch bowl when no one was looking and poured a can or two of beer in there quickly and made his way back to Michael.
"See, easy peasy. Now we just wait for the results." Lucifer smirked.
"Well what are we going to until then?" When Michael asked that Lucifer immediately had a cheeky smile on his face.
"I have an idea." Lucifer said and grabbed Michael by the hand. Michael couldn't help blushing when Lucifer's hand touched his.
Lucifer went into the kitchen and took an egg carton then motioned Michael to follow him upstairs.
When they got upstairs he and Lucifer opened a window leading to the roof and began to go up, Michael was behind him, hesitating.
"Uh...Luci why are we going up on the roof?" Michael asked, a little scared to go up with him.
"Because." Lucifer shouted back, already up to the top.
"Isn't that dangerous?"
"Oh come on, live a little!"
"That's not living, that's severely close to dying." Michael heard lucifer laughed and then lucifer held his arm out.
"Pleasssseee." Michael couldn't see his face right now, but knew that lucifer was probably doing puppy eyes.
"Fine, but if I die I'm not going to visit you in hell." When Michael took Lucifer's arm he was really surprise at how strong lucifer was.
When he got up to the roof he and lucifer were 2 centimeters apart. This make Michael nervous but Lucifer just smiled.
"See, now that wasn't so bad was it, no one is dead....yet."
Michael raised one eyebrow at Lucifer's wording, but didn't question it. Weird. Michael is one of those people who question every single thing, but for some reason Michael didn't feel the need to do that as much when hewas around lucifer.
Lucifer sat down at a flat part of the roof and Michael sat next to him.
"So what's with the cartoon of eggs and us sitting on the roof?"
"I'm glad you asked that Mickey."
"Well I was going to ask you sometime, I thought you were kidnapping me now I think you are going to push me off the roof. I have all right to be suspicious ." Lucifer rolled his eyes and began explaining.
"So we are going to play a game, look down."
Michael cautiously looked down realizing that they were above Meg's front door. Their were people who were drunk and people who were getting drunk and people watching people get drunk. He noticed that some of those people were the ones by the punch bowl earlier.
"Okay, so the game is we find a target and drop eggs one by one on their egg, then we see how many times we can do it before they get mad and try to find us."
"Hm.." Michael said. "Seems pretty stupid."
"That's the point." Lucifer opened the egg carton and handed an egg to Michael.
"Do you want the honor of going first, M'lady?" Lucifer asked, in a fake British accent.
"I thought you were never going to ask." Michael took the egg and began to look for his first victim. He saw Crowley, talking to some girl. Bingo, Crowley had bullied Sam in the past, so no one else would make a better first target.
Michael quickly leaned over to dropped the egg on Crowley's head, but he didn't have really good aim so it ended up on the girl that Crowley was talking go instead.
Michael heard the girl shriek, she was so startled that she spilled her drink all over Crowley, then ran off quickly. Leaving Crowley mad and soaked.
Michael immediately felt guilty.
But Lucifer couldn't contain his laughter.
"Oh my Chuck. That was hilarious." Luci said in between laughs. Wiping the tears from his eyes.
"How can you be so heartless! She didn't deserved that!" Said Michael
"Says the person that dropped the egg in the first place."
It was an accident!" Said Michael defending himself. "I meant to hit Crowley!"
"Sure." Lucifer said still laughing.
"I did!"
"Well in a way you did get Crowley, so cheers to you M'lady."
After they saw Dean and Cas walked outside, Dean was saying something to Cas while Cas was leaning on a treed or support.
Lucifer looked evilly over to Michael.
"No." Michael said, knowing what Lucifer was thinking.
"Come on." Lucifer whined.
"He is my brother though."
"And Cassie is my brother too, they'll bond over this." Michael took a minute to think this over and thought fuck it.
He and Lucifer grabbed some eggs and began to count down.
"1...."
"2...."
"3...."
When the number 3 was said a bunch of eggs were thrown at Destiel. Mostly Dean though, because as soon as Cas noticed the eggs were meant for to be thrown at them he decided to hide behind Dean to protect himself.
After the rain of eggs ended Dean looked up to see a smiling lucifer and a guilty, though still smiling Michael.
Dean didn't say anything but just ran inside the house, Lucifer and Michael got the hint that Dean was after them and was going to try to beat their asses back to hell. So they quickly got off the roof and ran to the backyard sneaking past an egg covered Dean.
But Dean quickly saw them and followed them into the backyard but Lucifer planned this, who was already pulling Michael into a tree with him.
"You can't hide up there forever." Dean yelled up there.
"You can't stand there forever!" Lucifer yelled back.
"Yes I can."
"No you can't."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't
"Yeah."
"No."
"Yeah."
"No."
This went on for minutes, Michael and Cas were laughing at their crushes - I mean their platonic friends childish personalities.
After about 15 minutes Dean got tired and went home with Cas, who was trying to cheer Dean up and clean the egg off him.
When Michael and Lucifer heard Dean drive away they got out of the tree. While groaning at the pain from jumping carelessly out of the tree and stretching out their legs.
"Ow my legs hurt like a mother fucker." Lucifer said when he got to the ground.
"Maybe next time we should hide somewhere better, if we are going to do something like that again." Michael suggested.
"Like a closet?"
"No." Michael said quickly. "I've been there before, don't want to again, Narnia is great and all but no thanks."
It was pretty late, so Michael and Lucifer began walking home, not even realizing they were holding hands and standing awfully close to each other while doing so.
When they got home they saw Sam and Gabriel sleeping on the couch, Gabriel's head buried in Sam's chest. Lucifer fangirled and squealed while Michael rolled his eyes.
They saw that the bathroom light was on, knowing it was probably Dean getting the egg off him with Cas helping because Cas hasn't left his side all day.
Michael took this as an opportunity to go into Dean's room and fiddle with his laptop, and gay up his room a bit.
Michael had recently brought a jar of rainbow sparkles and he and Lucifer covered Dean's room top from bottom in it.
Lucifer also decided to put lube and condoms everywhere in random places in Dean's room, even though Michael said not to.
Michael and Lucifer were really proud of themselves and we're taking a minute to look at their creation. But that was for limited time because as soon as they were done they heard the bathroom door being shut, and quickly escaping into Michael's room, locking the door as they did so.
They heard Dean yell in rage follow up by Cas asking why there had been condoms placed in his shoes, which he had left previously in Dean's room.
"That was a success." Lucifer said.
"It was indeed, maybe Dean will take a look around his room and finally realize the truth."
"Yeah...I just hope he doesn't look in his closet." Michael looked at lucifer curiously.
"What did you do?" Michael asked.
"Well...when you were getting the sparkles I found some paint and painted in the wall of his closet
"Damnit Cas, you made me gay." And painted a rainbow dick below it."
Michael was really confuse how Lucifer manage to do that since it only took him two minutes to find the sparkles, but either way he was really happy with Lucifer.
"I knew their was a reason I became friends with you." Michael smirked and then jumped on his bed.
"I'm Satan, so obviously you were going to become friends with me sometime."
"True." Lucifer then jumped on top of Michael.
"So since Cassie and Gabe are sleeping over then will it be cool if I do too?"
"Of course, if you get your ass that is from hell off me that is."
"Nah, I'm Satan. I make the rules." Michael rolled his eyes and took out his phone to text Charlie to make sure she was okay. After Charlie texted back saying she was getting her 'mack' on with Meg.
After that Michael and Lucifer fell asleep together while watching a horror movie, which scared Michael half to death. But lucifer didn't mind comforting the scared boy, he didn't mind at all.
Hey guys sorry I haven't updated in a while, this is kind of a filler chapter but the plot will be starting up soon.
Hoped this guy liked this chapter (I didn't proof read so sorry bout the mistakes.)
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