Chapter seven
Michaels POV
"Dean, why can't I drive it?!"
"Oh did you just call my baby an 'it', she is a her, this is why you can't drive her! You have no respect."
"But Dean I need to get my driver's license somehow!"
"Use Michael's car."
"Michael has a job, unlike you." Oh snap, the moose is getting sassy.
"She's still my baby, what if you crash her?!"
"You would be next to me in the passenger seat, teaching me how to drive!" Michael was getting tired of Sam and Dean's pointless fighting. He slowly got off of the sofa and dashed for the door, until his brothers called his name.
"Michael! Tell Sam he can't touch my baby." Dean asked.
"Tell Dean that his 'Baby' is just a car."
"You did not just say that!"
"Oh I think I just did." Sam snapped. Ohhh the moose has lots of Sass today.
"Michael, decide this." Dean demanded.
"Ask Siri, I'm going out with Charlie see ya." Michael quickly left without saying another word. Probably annoying his brothers, but he didn't care. He was going to see Charlie, it's been a long 2 days without her.
Her and the rest of the drama club went to Washington to go to see a couple of plays, and Michael really wanted to go, since he is drama club too, but John said no.
He said it was because someone needed to watch over Sam and Dean but Michael really knew it was because John hated Michael doing Drama, he wanted Michael doing more 'manly' stuff and didn't want him to turn 'soft'.
Michael and Charlie decided that they would met up at the comic book store, which was just down the road from the coffee shop.
When Michael got there he saw Charlie arguing with the cashier through the window. Charlie is the type of person that will get herself into soul crushing debates about fictional characters she deeply cares about just because.
When Michael enters the store Charlie quickly turnes around and smiled.
"Yo, what's up my bitch." She started walking over to Michael but stopped and looked over to the comic book cashier and pointed at him. "This is not over." She said dramatically and then continued walking over to Michael and gave him a hug.
"So, what have you been doing for the past 2 days without my entertaining gayness?" She asked.
"I found Lucifer."
"Really, did he mention me, because I have been praying a lot to him."
"No, he is really gay so I have a feeling he doesn't talk about girls all that much. Oh by the way he and his brothers are now sitting at our lunch table."
"Why wasn't I inform about this, I haven't even met these guys. Wouldn't it be a little awkward if me and the rest of the nerds sit down for lunch and there's three random strangers, who for all we know could be serial killers, sitting in our lunch spots?"
"Don't worry." Michael reassured, "They are all gay so you should be fine."
"Oh okay." Charlie said taking that as a good excuse. "So what's Lucifer like?"
"He is really cute and funny and once in a while enjoys a penis coffee." Michael said while going in dreaming mode.
"Awe." Charlie said. "Does Little Mikey have a crush?" She asked not even questioning why Michael said penis coffee.
"No, I can think a guy is cute without having a crush on him and please don't call me that." Michael said.
"Oh come on, if I was straight or a dude then I would totally fall in love with Satan."
"Okay, so what if I have a tiny crush on Luci, it's never going to go anywhere, I barely know the guy." Michael argued.
"Aw you've already started nicknaming him, and it is going to go somewhere if you try hard enough." Michael knows that Charles has already began shipping it, and once she ships something it isn't going to leave her mind or her heart for a long time.
"He is Satan Charlie, trying hard isn't going to work."
"How do you know that, he could be thinking about right now."
"Or he could not."
"Woah, way to be positive." Charlie scoffed.
"When you meet him, you will know right away that he is out of my league."
"No when I meet him I'm going to see if he is compatible with you, then I'm going to fangirl about how two you cute are together, then I'm going to get you together." Charlie says while smiling evilly.
"You just told me your whole plan."
"That's the point, now tell me about Satan's brothers."
"Well there is Cas, who is slowly bringing out the gay in Dean that we all know is there."
"Yes, soon enough Dean will become one of us and we can start forming our army."
"Yes, we also have hell's army if lucifer is joining us, and there is also Gabe. Who is very gay and isn't afraid to show it, him and Sam are almost the gayest duo ever, after us."
"Hm, they sound okay, but the real question is what are their ships?" Charlie is good at asking that important questions.
"I don't know, I've only had known these people for 3 days."
"Well until then I don't know if I could actually become friends with them."
"Understandable."
"So do you want to go back to your house? " Charlie asked. "I haven't seen the moose and Dean in a while."
"Oh god no." Michael said quickly. "Before I left they were fighting about Dean's car and the car's pronouns."
"Oh let's go back, that sounds entertaining."
"Are you sure you want to, because once you get into a conversation about Dean's baby there's no going out."
"Michael, I'm ready. I can debate for hours about anything if I care about it enough."
"Okay, let's go." Michael said after taking a deep breath.
When Michael and Charlie got home, Sam was sitting on the couch watching cupcake wars without Dean.
"Where happened to Dean?"
"He is sleeping in baby because he feels like I will drive her in the middle of the night and crash her." Sam said while not taking his eyes off the tv.
"Aw, I was hoping for a cat fight." Said Charlie heading straight for the kitchen.
"Yeah, Dean protects his car like he protects the truth about his sexuality."
"He must be a sucky protector then." Charlie said taking some pie out of the fridge.
A minute Dean walked in and his eyes immediately went to the pie and then to Charlie.
"Well hello to you too Dean." Charlie said getting a knife to cut the pie.
"First I have to watch out for my baby and now my pie." Dean said while going to grab the pie.
"Hey, chill I was just investigating the pie to make sure it's edible." Charlie said backing away from Dean.
"Whatever, I'm still taking it, I would rather die than have you enjoy my pie." Dean grabs a pie and opens a locked cabinet with a key containing around 10 more pies. Dean takes 5 pies and then heads back to his car.
"I'm going to call Cas over, Dean is slowly going nuts." Michael takes out his phone and begins dialing lucifer.
"Invite Gabe over too." Sam yells.
"Also Satan." Charlie adds in with a mouthful of donuts she somehow found.
A couple minutes later the Novaks come over, and Lucifer immediately goes over to Michael and Gabe goes over to Sam and Castiel stands in the middle of the living room confused.
"Uh...Where is Dean?" He asked.
"In his car, convince him to go back inside and act like a normal person." Sam answers.
"Also bring his pies with you." Charlie calls out to a confuse looking Cas.
"Oh by the way guys, this is Charlie." Michael points to a red headed girl in a tee shirt that says 'I'm gay' stuffing donuts in her mouth.
"From your t shirt I having a feeling we are going to be great friends." Lucifer said while he goes to raid Michael's fridge.
"Who is my lord and savior Satan." Charlie asks the whole room.
"That would be me." Lucifer raises his hand. "It's always nice to met a future slav- I mean solider."
Charlie takes a long look at Lucifer then at Michael deciding if they belong together.
"Yep, definitely ship it." She says then goes to sit on the couch, leaving Lucifer confuse.
"Hey me too." Gabriel says.
"Yeah, they are definitely going to have cute babies."
"What are they talking about?" Lucifer whispers over to Michael.
"Don't question it, please don't try to understand it, just get use to it."
Cas walks in alone while eating a slice of Dean's pie. Michael, Charlie and Sam look at him astonish.
"Where did you get that?" Sam asked, jaw dropped.
"Dean gave it to me...wait did do something with this pie I shouldn't know about.
"It's official, Dean is gay for you." Charlie throws her hands up in the air and goes to take another donut.
"I have known Dean all my life and he has never offered me his pie." Sam says. "And you come in and he treats you like royalty."
"I hardly think someone giving me a piece of their pie is considered royalty."
"For Dean it is." Sam argues.
Dean walks in, carrying 5 pies, a little less than he would usually.
"Why is everyone looking at me funny?" Dean asks while putting away the pies in his pie safe.
"Hey Dean, can I have slice of your pie?" Lucifer asks.
"Hell no." Dean quickly snaps back, giving him a bitch face.
"Aw, and I thought he was just being nice to the new people."
"Dean, you can't hide it anymore, we know." Charlie says.
"Know what?"
"God you are so gay that it's bothering me that you are trying to hide it."
"What?"
"Nothing, just go on pretending to be straight, we all know how this is going to play out in the end, especially with your special pie eating friend here."
"Why does your family care so much about pies?" Gabriel whispers to Sam.
"Dean has a problem, just go along with it." Sam answers.
"It's not a problem, all pies deserve to be loved with my stomach." Deans says because Sam and Gabriel suck at whispering.
"Everyone shut up and just watch cupcake wars." Michael says ending this conversation before it leads to a stupid war like it usually does.
"Michifer." Charlie whispers to Michael in the middle of an episode.
"What?"
"Your guy's ship name, duh what else would I be talking about?"
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Heya readers, hoped you liked this chapter. I hoped you guys don't mind that I added Charlie in this because Charlie is fricking awesome.
And oh my Chuck 100 reads already?!?! Thank you, this fanfic is going better than I thought it would.
Do you guys want any other spn characters? Because I will be adding in a couple more next chapter or in the next next chapter.
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