Chapter nine
Michael realized after the night of Meg's party, his crush that he was hoping to go away was getting bigger and bigger by the minute and more and more obvious by the second.
He and Charlie were having coffee on his break and he was now again spacing out thinking about Lucifer.
Charlie snapped her fingers in front of his face.
"Yo, hello. Earth to Michael."
"Huh?" Michael questioned and then realized he spaced out. "Oh, sorry."
"What has been on your mind lately, you keep spacing out with this dreamy expression on your face. You sure this ain't about Lucifer." Charlie had been saying how cute michifer would be all day. Well there was no point on lying, he had practically admitted his crush beforehand.
"Maybe...." He said was using a straw to stir sugar into his coffee. Charlie broke out a smile.
"Good, you are lucky you guys are my OTP, because if you were thinking about anything else I would be pissed already." Michael laughed and took a sip of his coffee.
"I thought Johnlock was your otp?" Michael asked because Charlie basically doesn't stop talking about them.
"Well you guys are a close second."
"Wow Thanks." He said sarcastically , still stirring his coffee.
"Hey don't be disappointed, if you guys become canon you guys will be my favorite couple."
"Well looks like we'll just be second choice for your otp forever then." Charlie rolled her eyes.
"With that attitude you are."
"Well am I suppose to en excited?" Michael agued. "I just have another thing I'll obsessed on and get too attached to, and it's not even a Tv show or a ship."
"What's not to be excited about a crush?" Charlie asked. "You just have an opportunity to get a boyfriend." Michael sigh.
"Yeah but crushes are stupid, especially this one. Like how am I suppose to get Satan to like me, I'm about as badass and sexy as a cabbage kid." He complained, while putting more sugar in his coffee because sugar makes him happy and less moody.
"Oh shut up Michael you're sexy. And this is coming from a gay girl."
"Yeah but wouldn't Lucifer want someone badass and dangerous."
"Well he is badass and dangerous enough for the both of you, they say opposites attract." Charlie said trying to cheer Michael up.
"Well I say that's bullshit." Michael snapped, taking a sip of his coffee.
"Wow someone is on their period today." Charlie said while taking a sip of her coffee as well.
"Sorry..." Michael apologized while taking half of his muffin and offering to Charlie. Charlie gave him a questioning look and then took the muffin half.
"You apology is accepted." Charlie said while her mouth is full.
"Sam and Dean had been driving me crazy." Michael vented. "Sam wants to get his license but to do that he needs 100 hours of driving time."
"Why can't he used your car?"
"I have a job and a social life, and Dean doesn't want Sam anywhere near the wheel of baby." Michael complained. "The only time he comes out of seeing distance of baby is when Cas comes over."
"If only he would come out of the closet." Charlie added, who sees right through Dean's "straight" act. "Maybe he would be happier and let Sam borrow baby for 100 hours."
"Yeah in my dreams." Michael scoffed.
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((Lucifer's Point Of View))
Lucifer was bored after Michael left to go to work so he decided to go to the mall.
The mall was really crowded and Lucifer could barely make his way through. That is before he shouted
"I really like chicken and I'm definitely not talking about the animal!".
Then people magically moved away from him. He never questioned why this happened.
Some jocks he recognized from school were snickering and whispering while pointing at him. Hm, he must have more worshippers than he originally thought.
He ignored them and made his way to a small ice cream place. When he entered he saw Meg, looking bored working at the front counter.
"Well don't you look like you're having a jolly old time." Lucifer said as he approached, looking at the menu.
"It's almost as fun as being In hell, but I'm sure I don't need to describe to you what that's like." She said bitterly.
"It's quite pleasant, But I won't tell you what it's like, you'll find out anyway in the future."
"Just shut up and order before I have to make you leave."
"Geez, fine I'll have chocolate with a regular cone, hopefully it won't be as bitter as you." Meg gave him a number and went over and sat down in one of the booths, waiting for his order to be done.
He stared out in the window, there was some mom rolling after their kid shouting "It's faster if you roll.".
Lucifer wondered why he bothered taking to anyone human in the first place.
Then he remember Michael, like he thought Sam and Dean were okay but he can't deny his admiration for Michael.
Every time Lucifer was around Michael he felt gayer, that's one of the reasons he wants to spend so much time with him.
"Order 665." Meg shouted, putting Lucifer out of his thought. Lucifer looked down and saw 665 scribbled on the small slip of paper.
Damn... He thought ...if only I arrived here a little bit later
He got up, clumsily tripping and slipping on a wet floor sign. He stumbled his way to the counter to receive his ice cream.
"Wow for Satan, I thought you would be smooth." Meg said while handing him his ice cream.
"I am smooth!" He defended himself.
"Really? The way you get nervous around that kid Michael isn't all that smooth."
"What are you talking about? Me Satan nervous, never." He scoffed just a dash too defensively.
"Ha, surprised you even got him to be your date." Ha he wished, but for some reason he didn't felt like correcting her.
"I am the smoothest mother fucker you will ever meet!" He said. " I could woo anyone with my flirting." Meg rolled her eyes.
"Okay, pick me up then, "Smooth mother fucker"."
Shit, he didn't actually know any pick up lines.
"Uhh.." He began not knowing what to say, but then he thought of something amazing.
"Are you dead, cause you give me the necropheels." He said as smoothly as he could. Meg tried to keep a straight but began to laugh really hard.
"Ha..." She said wiping the tears from her eyes. "Well I guess that works with you being Satan and all." He counted that as a victory.
"Ha, I proved your wrong, now I'm going to eat my ice cream to celebrate." He walked out of the shop, wondering if he should try that Line on Michael.
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When he got to Michael's home he walked in and saw his brothers on the couch, with Sam. Also Dean with rainbow hair.
"Hey Dean, is this your way of coming out, because I support you all the way man." Lucifer said sitting right next to Gabriel.
"No, someone who should remain nameless *cough* a little bitch called Sammy *cough* put hair dye in my shampoo."
"I told you it wasn't me this time, now I only put hair dye in out of the closet gays!" Sam argued.
"Well who else would it be." Dean pouted.
"Well I must say you did an amazing job on this Sam." Cas said while playing with Dean's hair.
"I said it wasn't me!"
"Why are you defending yourself, you have nothing to be ashamed of. This is a masterpiece, it reflects the inside of Dean's soul." Gabriel said while pulling out a sucker from his pocket.
"Ugh, why do you I even bother." Sam sighed while laying fully on the couch.
"Where's Michael." Lucifer asked, who wasn't really listening to the conversation and was only looking around for Michael.
"He has this weird thing called a "life" I don't know it's really weird." Gabe answered.
"Uggghhhhhh." Lucifer complained. "I can spend another moment alone with these freaks."
"Uh, we're right here you know." Dean pointed out.
"I know, I have eyes Dean, I'm talking to my army." Lucifer rolled said eyes and texted Michael how he can never forgive him for leaving him alone with these weird mortals.
Michael quickly texted back that his shift was almost over and that he would come over soon.
"At least I know something good is going to happen soon." Lucifer muttered while watching Sam and Dean fight over the remote which led to throwing pillows and then led to Cas having to calm Dean down and Gabe having to sit on Sam to end the fighting.
Lucifer went over and grabbed the remote which was in between them.
"Screw all of you Satan wins." Lucifer said while Dean was threatening to put Lucifer back where he belonged.
"So lovely, oh how I love my brother's choice in friends." Lucifer totally said 100.3% seriously.
In that moment Michael walked in. It went silent. He looked at everyone, then just at lucifer, then just at Dean and cracked a smile on his face.
"Finally, I've been wondering how long it would take you to take a frickin shower." Michael said plopping down next to lucifer.
"Ha you jerk I said so!" Sam yelled.
"Bitch." Dean muttered and began narrowing his eyes at Michael and then smirk.
He began throwing pillows and shoes or anything he could at Michael while Michael was hiding behind lucifer laughing. Sabriel and Cas was just having fun just from watching at a safe distance.
"Will this fighting ever stop, Will Dean admit his gayness, will Lucifer ever get another one of Michael's famous penis coffees? Find out next time o-
"Gabe this is real life, we aren't fictional characters."
"Shhh...." Gabe said putting a finger to Sam's lips. "Let me have my fun Sam."
I hoped all of you obsessive fangirls and boys liked this chapter!
Sorry I've been lazy and haven't updated in a while
Also I didn't proofread cause I'm lazy so there will probably be grammar/spelling mistakes.
Buh bye! See ya next chapter :)
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