Chapter Ten
"If they could put a year into a book, why can't they put a book into a year?" Cas said who was basically half asleep with his head resting on Dean's shoulder.
"Cas shut up I don't like thinking." Lucifer said annoyed.
"I'm wondering why is it okay for people to drink water every second of the day and be called "normal" but when I have a sucker for every minute of the day I get called "unhealthy" and people say "I need help"." Complained Gabe who was more awake than anyone else in this room.
"Hell? What about you saying about needing hell?" Lucifer asked, who was also half asleep like Cas.
"Because I can help you with that."
"He said help." Michael said while petting Lucifer's head.
"Oh, well hell is a good place too."
"Whatever you say, what do you think moose." Gabe said to Sam who was laying on top of him sleeping.
"Uh help."
"See Dean I told you, Gabe is a bottom." Cas mumbled to Dean while trying to point at the 2 boys but accidentally poked Dean's cheek and look sleepily into his eyes.
"Dean." Cas asked.
"Hm."
"If you don't tuck in your shirt into your pants is your pants tuck into your shirt?"
"Shh" said Dean putting a finger over Cas's lip."No more thinking go to sleep now Cas."
"I can not not not complain about this Dean." Mumbled Cas who was finally off to sleep. Dean smiled at him with great fondness.
"Straight my gay ass." Lucifer not so quietly whispered to Michael.
"If everyone is a hipster then being hipster would be mainstream." mumbled Michael. "If that's true then is the only way someone can be a hipster If they are not a hipster?"
"Oh no you are starting to sound like Cas." Worried Lucifer who was drifting asleep and forgotten all about everything.
"Mhm." Said Michael who put his head on Lucifer's chest and wrapped the blanket around both of them and soon enough they both fell asleep.
Dean was about to fall asleep too, until he heard Gabriel snoring under Sam. Which kept him awake for another 30 seconds.
"Ah...young love." Whispered Dean looking at Castiel with fondness and admiration in his eyes. "Why do I have to be surrounded by it?" Dean said eyeing Sam, Gabe, Michael, and Lucifer before he fell asleep with his head still on Cas' shoulder.
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Lucifer woke up...on the ground? How in the name of his father did he get there?
He looked up to see a snoring Michael, who was laying like a starfish on the couch.
'Ah that's why I'm here.' Thought lucifer.
He got up lazily and made his way to the kitchen. But as soon as he made it to the refrigerator he very soon had forgotten why he was here.
He decided to look around for food because he guessed it was the only reason he got up in the first place.
While he open the refrigerator a jar of pickles immediately felled on his foot.
"MOTHER JESUS FUCK!" Lucifer said not so quietly while hopping from the pain in his right foot, while trying not to step on broken glass.
He tried to be quiet but we all knew that failed quickly.
While he was hopping he stepped on a rag and felled head first into the sink, which was filled with water and dunked his head in. This morning was not being kind to him.
After all That he thought it would be safest to sit down, but of course he was wrong. When he sat down he leaned back on the chair, causing the chair to fall backwards from his weight.
"UGH!" He said in frustration. He looked up, hoping he had the chance of not waking anyone up so he could quickly clean up. But when he looked up he saw the angry face of Dean Winchester .
Dean's face showed a lot of emotion. First he showed a surprise expression, while looking around at Lucifer's destruction. Also there was anger in his eyes. Obviously from the mess Lucifer made. Then there was worried, since there was blood all over the place and Dean could see a cut on Lucifer's foot. Finally, there was amusement.
Dean watched half of the mess being made, and couldn't help laughing.
"Oh my god." He said in between laughs. "How, in the realm of hell did you manage to do this." He said while still laughing, holding his chest and wiping the tears from his eyes.
"Destruction is my guarantee." Said Lucifer with a cheeky smile. Dean was impressed on how Lucifer could manage to keep a happy mood after doing all of this, which would take a while to clean up and the pain which his foot probably felt from broken glass.
Seconds later a sleepy Michael walked through the door.
"You guys really need to know when to shut it, some people need their beauty slee-" Michael stood wide eyed, looking at the unbelievable mess in front of him. He was suddenly alerted and wide awake.
"What the hell happen here, and what happened to your foot!" Michael asked in a motherly sort of tone, still looking around his surroundings. He looked as if he hadn't seen anything like this before.
Anyway Michael reacted calmly and handed Dean a broom and dustpan.
"Dean, if you could be so kind and start cleaning this up and I'll go to the bathroom and clean up Lucifer's foot."
"But Michaeellll..." Dean started. "I didn't even do anything, he did it." He whined pointing to Lucifer.
"Well you watched, so please clean Dean." Michael said. He really wasn't in the mood for no's and buts.
"But-"
"I'm running to the store today, maybe I'll pick you up an extra pie." Suggested Michael. He knew Dean wouldn't say no to free pie and felt that it was easier to bribe than to argue.
"Fine." Huffed Dean who began cleaning.
Michael walked off with Lucifer, happily looking at Dean. I mean who wouldn't be happy after they successfully bribed their brother?
"Sit on the counter." Commanded Michael, while looking for the first aid kit.
"Whatever you say nurse Michael." He winked and the jump on to the counter but slipped off, almost landing on his bum.
"Never mind, sit on the toilet. It symbolizes how things you usually come into contact with turn out."
"Excuse me?" Said Lucifer, who was liking this sassy Michael.
"I mean sit on the toilet seat, it's safer." Said Michael laughing but blushing a little.
While smirking, Lucifer sat down on the seat and watched Michael look for the first aid kit.
He was admiring Michael's face, and looked separately at every part of it. His eyes, his nose, his jaw, his cheekbones. Lucifer though looking at someone's face would be boring, but he guessed with Michael it was interesting.
"Could you stop?" Michael asked, blushing, pulling Lucifer out of his thoughts.
"Huh?" Asked Lucifer confused.
"Looking at me, it makes me nervous." Said Michael, who was trying their best from looking directly at Lucifer.
"While if that's the case I'll stare even more than." Lucifer said while staring at Michael directly, wide eyed.
Michael rolled his eyes in response.
"Never knew Satan could be so childish..."
"I am not childish!" Lucifer said abruptly.
"Whatever, shut up or you won't get your lollipop."
Lucifer immediately kept his mouth shut after that.
A couple minutes later Michael and Lucifer walked out, both looking happy. Michael because he manage to patched up Luci's foot without causing anymore damage and Lucifer because he got a blood color sucker, his favorite.
"Finally!" Yelled Dean, who had just finished cleaning most of the mess ."Now you both can go away and get my pie."
"Nah later." Michael said while jumping to sit on the couch by Sam and Gabe, who were still sleeping.
"No, fuck you and go get my pie."
"Fuck me?" Dean, how dare you suggest incest in this household, a mouth who says stuff like that does not deserve pie."
"Michael please, I've been through enough this past week." Sighed Dean, thinking about this week.
Michael chuckled happily while thinking about this week.
"Fine." Michael said. "Lucifer let's go."
"Who says I want to go with you, outside." Lucifer said with a mouthful of pretzels he had helped himself to.
"Fine stay here, but I would take a look at your surroundings before I go." Warned Michael.
Lucifer look around and became frighten with what he would have to deal with alone with Michael gone. Lucifer jumped up and begin making his way to Michael's car
"Fine, but I want to a toy"
"What type of toy?" Michael winked. Lucifer smiled in joy knowing that he was rubbing off on Michael.
"Oh no." Whispered Dean. "He is becoming more like you."
"Hey!" Lucifer said with fake offense. "What's so bad about becoming more like Satan?"
"Oh I don't know." Said Dean. "Maybe that he is becoming like the anti-Christ that will so called bring construction on this Earth!"
"Like so , not actually. I have already filled that position."
"Whatever, go have fun with your...toys. I don't care what you do just as long as I get my pie undamaged and seaman free."
"Oh darn." Said Michael disappointedly snapping. "There goes the evening that I've planned."
Michael and Lucifer ran out, racing each other to Michael's car. Dean smiled at them, knowing that his brother is truly happy right now.
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