Chapter eleven (Destiels POV)
Yo sorry I haven't publish in a while I've been a lazy fuck, and today you will get a little more destiel this chapter and next chapter will be more Sabriel.
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Deans POV
Michael and Lucifer just went to the store and Dean was sitting on the couch with Cas, Sam and Gabe while trying to look as manly as possible when watching an emotional movie.
"Dean, you know you don't have to act super manly. We know this movie is making you cry." Castiel was saying while handing Dean a tissue.
"Cas, no I'm fine." Dean said while wiping a super manly tear off his cheek. "This movie isn't sad at all, I don't know why you guys are crying over it."
"We're not. You've been the only one to cry so far."
"Cas I would shut up if I were you." Sam said from the other couch. "You might damage his precious ego."
Dean responded to Sam by throwing a pillow at Sam's face, well tried. He actually got Gabe.
"Hey Deano, why me! I've never done anything to your ego." Gabe said while throwing the pillow back to Dean.
"Maybe I could of actually hit Sam if you two weren't so close together."
"Hey Dean, leave our gay alone." Gabriel said in a super serious tone.
"Plus you can't say anything, Cas is basically on top of you." Sam pointed out.
"That's because we don't have enough space on the couch." Dean argued.
"Oh! Do you want to talk about not enough space on the couch!" Sam countered. "Look at me!" He began to point at his legs which were half laying on the couch and half off it because there wasn't enough space.
"Yeah usually I would have plenty of space but this moose had to invade my territory." Gabe whined.
"This is my house!"
"Well this is my couch, I claim it. You either have to agree with me or I'll prove my point by peeing on it." Sam gave him a famous bitch face.
"Oh my Jesus." Dean said while leaning back and turning his head to Cas. "How do you live with him."
"With a lot of emotional and physical pain and usually always having Satan by my side to control him."
While Cas and Dean were watching Sam and Gabe debating why it would not be okay to pee on the couch Dean heard a little ding from his phone.
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From: Lisa <3
Yo babe, we haven't seen each other all week. Wanna go out to a movie or something?
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"Shit." Dean thought. This past week Dean kinda had forgotten he had a girlfriend. Dean got so caught up with his new friend.
At the moment Dean wanted to spend time with Lisa to make it up to her for not paying any attention to her this week, but he also wanted to hangout with Cas more to evolve their friendship. So he figured why not put two and two together.
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To: Lisa <3
Nah wanna come over? I'm watching stupid movies with my brother and friends.
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Hopefully she'll be up for it Dean thought. He wants her to get to know Cas and for her spend more time with Sammy.
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From: Lisa <3
Sure be there in 10.
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"Yo my Girlfriend is coming over so notch down on the gay." Dean said only looking at Gabriel. Gabriel put his hands up in the air.
"Hey what are you looking at me for, you should be looking at yourself, she's your Girlfriend, you probably want to act straight for her."
"If you couldn't tell I'm very straight." Dean said a little too defensively.
"No I couldn't tell."
"Shut and be gay somewhere else."
"Nah I love annoying people to death."
"If that wasn't obvious enough." Castiel muttered and Dean smiled.
"Hey this is not fair. You're telling us to notch down on the gay, which is really hard for me, and you go and be gay yourself! Hypocrite!" Gabriel walked off dramatically with his hands in air.
"I'm as straight as a flagpole!" Dean yelled.
"A bended rainbow one." Sam said.
"Oh and you have the right to call me gay." Dean started.
"I know I am gay, and I'm not lying to myself like someone here."
"Um hey."
Everyone turned their heads to see Lisa standing awkward at the front door.
"Oh hey babe." Dean jumped over the couch and gave a hug to Lisa.
"Hey Sam." Lisa mumbled and Sam waved.
"Oh!" Dean started. "You haven't met the other people, that's Cas and that's Gabe."
"Hey nice to meet you." Lisa said to both of them.
"You too." Castiel continued politely.
"Just to let you let you know I am totally a heterosexual who is just being a straight as one can be and I'm just heterosexualing up in here like a regular straight guy does." Gabe said very loudly to Lisa. "Is that how you act straight?" He whispered to Sam.
"Close enough." Sam whispered back, trying not to laugh.
"Uh..okay. Good for you" Lisa answered uncomfortably.
"Gabe." Dean growled, annoyed at Gabe for making Lisa uncomfortable.
"What?!" Gabe asked. "He tells me to act straight, I act straight he gets mad. Nothing can make him happy." Gabe rambled fake angrily to Sam who was trying and almost failing at holding in his laughter.
"Okay." Dean said breaking though the awkwardness. "Let's watch a movie."
Dean sat on the couch in between Cas and Lisa.
"What type of movie should we watch?" Dean asked.
"Horror!"
"Documentary!"
"Supernatural!"
"Something gay!"
"Okay." Dean said. "So a gay horror documentary that has supernatural creatures in it. Should be easy to find."
Lisa giggled loudly and Cas was the one to give a bitch face.
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To everyone's disappointment they couldn't find a gay horror documentary that has supernatural creatures in it so everyone agreed spongebob would be a good second choice.
About 2 and a half hours of spongebob Michael and Lucifer finally came home.
"WE'RE HOME AND WE GOT FOOD GAYWADS!"
Lucifer threw Dean a pie and Cas some cookies shaped like bees. Gabriel got a bag of suckers and Sam got a salad.
"Finally." Sam said. "What took you guys so long?"
"Well maybe if someone *cough* Satan didn't run around like a 5 year old and tried to buy the whole store we would of came home a bit earlier." Said Michael.
"Whatever." Lucifer rolled his eyes. "It was mostly because we couldn't find Sam's rabbit food."
"It's not rabbit food!" Defended Sam. Who was tired was hearing this every day from Dean.
"What kind of moose eats rabbit food?" Gabe asked while ignoring Sam's comment and looking disgustedly at Sam's salad.
"It's not rabbit food!"
"It is what it is." Dean interrupted. "Rabbits eat lettuce, you're eating lettuce. See the similarities."
"Dean does have a point." Lisa added.
"Oh Shitzu!" Yelled Lucifer surprised and who took a jump back. "Were you always there? Are you like their secret sister or something?" Ask Lucifer who was mildly interested and Michael was cringing at Lucifer's totally wrong guess.
"I hope not, I'm not really a big fan of incest." Lisa laughed.
"Oh." Said lucifer still not getting it. "Oh...you're Deans beard, I'm Satan it's a hell of a pleasure to meet ya."
"I'm Deans what?" Lisa asked, confused. But still managed to keep a friendly smile on her face.
"Nothing, Lisa ignore him. He was dropped as a kid just don't talk to him." Dean said quickly trying to make sure Lisa won't talk to Luci again.
"Well I guess God did dropped me down to hell so what you are staying is true." Lucifer said while sitting on the couch beside Michael.
Dean made sure the conversation ended there and forced Everyone to shut up the fuck up and watch spongebob.
In a middle of an episode Dean noticed Cas was being quieter than usual. Sure Cas was naturally a quiet kid but he usually made a funny sarcastic or sassy comment once in a while.
"Oh look at the time." Said Lisa looking at her watch. "I stayed longer than I needed to, gotta go bye Dean." He gave Dean a quick kiss on a cheek. "Nice meeting you guys."
"Hey." Dean whispered over to Cas after Lisa left . "You alright?"
"Yeah." Cas answered quickly. "I am fine Dean." Dean didn't believed him so he assumed Cas felt left out, since usually everyone is really loud and its hard to get a word in without it being over lapped.
"Hey." Dean whispered again. "I'm getting tired of these Losers, want to go out somewhere just to get away from them?" Dean smiles cheekily at Cas.
"Okay." Cas smiled back."That sounds good Dean."
"You know we can still hear you dickheads right?" Lucifer said loudly.
"Yeah why you gotta be so rude Dean, out of all the hurtful things you have said to me that has to be the worst. Talking about me behind my back. How dare you!" Gabe said in a mocking voice.
"Oh just let it go." Castiel and Lucifer froze and stared at Dean with wide eyes.
"Why the fuck did you have to say that." Said Lucifer who was preparing for what's about to happen.
"What? What did I say?" Dean asked.
"Dean you really shouldn't have said that." Added Castiel looking as terrified as Lucifer.
Dean was about to ask what he said again but he soon got his answer.
"LET IT GO!! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" Gabriel started singing loudly and lucifer and Cas plugged their ears.
"WHY DEAN WHY? WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU! I HATE THIS FAMILY WHY CANT I GO BACK TO HELL!" Yelled Luci. Sam and Michael just started each other confused.
"Wha-?"
"No time for questions Dean, just run now." Cas began running and Dean quickly followed.
When they got out front they were out of breath. You could still hear Gabriel singing and Luci cursing about how this world sucks and that he will make it his personal mission to burn it.
"What. Just. Happened." Dean asked in-between gasps for air.
"Gabriel has an unnaturally love for Disney songs and tries to express that at anytime and anywhere." Cas explained.
"So that was him showing his love?"
"Yeah and it ruins love for the rest of us."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Luci yelled from inside of the house and a second later there was a Big Bang.
"It would be wise to go now." Castiel suggested not wanting to know what happened.
"Agreed." Dean said, who didn't want to find out either.
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They looked all over town for places to hangout. They couldn't go to the movies, because they are only playing Disney movies. Which usually they'd be up for anytime but any mention of Disney right now will bring back the horrible memory of Gabe singing. Which is the reason they left the house at the first place.
Cas wanted to go to this club that looked fun but immediately decided not to when Dean explained to him that club was a stripe club and he quickly became scared for his life.
Since they couldn't find a decent place to go they both decided to just chill out at the towns fountain and give it some time before they came home.
"I couldn't believe that you didn't know that was a stripe club." Laughed Dean who was standing on the edge of the fountain.
"Well it's not like I've been to many stripe clubs in my life and plus who names their strip club 'the vanilla unicorn'." Argued Cas.
"Still there was a window that showed girls dancing basically naked on tables."
"People do crazy things when they're drunk!"
"God, you really need to get out more."
Dean probably would if wished he wouldn't have made that comment because a second later Dean was pushed into the fountain.
"Wha-" Said Dean sitting in the fountain completely soaked. "And I thought you were nice!"
"It's not my fault you were an assbutt." Laughed a semi-guilty Cas.
"Wha- Did you just call me assbutt?" Now it was Deans turn to laugh.
"Yes Dean I did."
"What's an assbutt?"
"You."
Dean laughed and than Cas started laughing with him . Cas saw a mischievous look in Dean's eyes, but before he had time to think about that he was pulled into the fountain.
"You..assbutt!" Cas started to splash Dean.
"Karma is a bitch!"
"Yeah and so are you!"
Eventually this just turned out into a splash war and It got really intense. It finally ended when Dean pined Cas down and started tickling him until he told Dean that he is the champion of this fountain.
"I hate you." Mumbled Cas who was still mad that Dean won.
"Not my fault you're ticklish."
"I will get you back for this."
"I'd like to see you try."
"Dean Winchester." Cas started. "This is going to be the biggest mistake of you're life."
"No, the biggest mistake of my life was saying "Let it go" to Gabriel." Castiel laughed.
"I wonder how everyone is doing back home." Dean wondered.
"Either Gabe is Dead from Luci or everyone's deaf from Gabriel's singing."
"Honestly is it bad that I hope it's the first one?" Dean asked.
"Nope I understand. Living with him for my entire life makes me understand way too much." Dean laughed and put an arm around Cas.
"Well maybe you could help me understand a bit more."
"Trust me, you don't want to."
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Yo people I hope you liked this chapter. I tried making it longer than the others. Hopefully I have succeeded.
Have a good day
Buh bye <3