Chapter twelve (Sabriel time)
"LET IT GO!! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!"
It was at this exact moment Sam realized that he and Gabriel were going to be really good friends.
But otherwise Sam was still confuse.
He looked over to Michael, his oldest brother to see if he could bring any context to this. Michael just shrugged his shoulders.
By this time Dean and Castiel already left, probably because Cas made them.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Luci yelled, grabbing a chair that was covenantally behind him, and threw it at Gabriel. Not having a care in the world if Gabe or anyone else gets injured.
Gabe though probably saw this coming because of pass experiences and quickly ducked down, letting the chair hit the dining table. Which caused such a loud bang that it almost made Gabriel stop singing...almost.
"And the cold never bother me anyway." Gabriel finished smoothly and bowed. Sam and Michael confusedly clapped and Lucifer looked at Gabe with intense hatred.
"Thank you, thank you." Gabriel said. "I'll be here all day possibly in hell tomorrow."
"Or possibly right now." Lucifer corrected, walking over angrily the Gabe.
"Whoa. Before anyone does go to hell why don't we all call down a bit." Michael said putting a hand on Luci's shoulder. "It's just a disney song, right?"
"It is not just a Disney song." Luci answered looking straight at Gabe.
"Disney songs are the reason I only get 4 hours of sleep at night. Disney songs are the reason I can't take a shower in the morning.
Disney songs are the reason I can never watch a Disney movie again without seeing flashbacks of Gabriel's singing which have traumatized me!"
"My singing is amazing I am offended!" Gabe said half heartily. "How could you be traumatized by something so good." Lucifer didn't replied but just looked at Gabriel angrily.
"You are lucky that Michael is here or your throat would of have already been on the ground."
"Awe isn't he sweet." Gabriel whispered over to Sam.
"Uh." Sam whispered back. "I think we should leave."
"You're right kiddo." Sam rolled his eyes at the nickname. Gabriel started calling him that when he found out Sam skipped 2 grades which made Gabriel older than him. Gabriel looked over to Lucifer and saw that his hateful glare wasn't getting any sweeter.
"Take my hand." Sam smiled and hoped it was a subtle reference. Sam grabbed Gabriel's hand and they both began running near the back door.
"Now people will definitely talk." Sam yelled while running outside still holding Gabe's hand.
Sam and Gabriel ran for about a minute than stopped.
"So." Sam said catching his breath. "I'm taking a guess that we can't go back."
"Not until Michael calms Lucifer down by making out with him, but until then where do we go?"
"I don't know." Sam shrugged. "Charlie's house isn't too far from here. We could just hang over there for a couple of hours."
"Okay." Gabe agreed. "I don't know that much about her but I know she is gay. At least we have something in common."
The walked to Charlie's house was longer than it should of been. Mostly because Gabe was begging Sam to give him a piggy back ride halfway there and wouldn't stop until Sam agreed. Gabe reasoned that it would save a bunch of time since he is slow. Which was kinda true. But he mostly wanted to annoy Sam.
When they got there Sam knocked 3 times on a light blue door.
"Look if it's you assholes again I told you I'm for sure a lesbia- oh hi Sam and Gabe was it?" Charlie saids the last part quickly.
"Yeah and don't worry we know you're a lesbian." Sam says just walking in.
"Welcome to my kingdom." Charlie motioned with wide arms for Gabe to come in. Gabe looked around and saw his own personal heaven. They had posters of his favorite movies/ Tv shows and a whole shelf just for video games.
"It looks like geek heaven." Said Gabriel, staring in awe at everything.
"Yeah, me and my family are all a bit obsessive." Charlie said modestly.
"A bit?" Sam asks.
"Okay, without all of this our lives would be meaningless."
"I feel ya." Gabe saids still looking around.
"So what has brought you to my territory?" Charlie sits down in a desk chair.
"Gabe made Lucifer pissed with his awful singing." Sam explained.
"Hey!" Gabriel whined. "My singing was amazing, he just doesn't know good music when he hears it."
"Suree." Charlie says. "So how's Michifer doing?"
"Michifer?" Sam asked, confused.
"Michael and Lucifer, their ship name."
"Ah, well they are as gay as ever."
"Yeah but how gay?" Charlie puts her elbow on her knees. "Like can you sense tension, perhaps sexual tension. Or romantic tension."
"God I hope I don't sense their sexual tension." Gabriel adds in.
"I don't know." Said Sam. "They seem very gay but they don't seem like a couple or anything."
"Huh, well did you try locking them in a closet?" Charlie asked, Sam looked confuse but Gabe looked impress.
"I like the way you think!" Gabriel jumped up.
"Wha...? What does locking them in a closet have to do with anything?"
"So they confess their feelings to each other dumbass." Charlie said smacking Sam on the back of the head.
"Hey! What was that for?"
"For not thinking like a crazy obsessive fanboy."
"Okay okay, if we do lock them in a closet how do we know they will confess their feelings to each other."
"I don't know." Interrupted Gabe. "Closets are just a gay place, and a gay place seems like a good place to confess gay feelings to each other."
"How do we even know if they have feelings for each other?"
"We just do." Charlie said in a really low voice which made Sam scared. Sam heard a ding noise from his phone which distracted him from a terrifying Charlie.
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From: Michael
Yo I calmed Lucifer down now he is just muttering angrily to himself and saying how he is going to destroy Gabe. So he is basically back to normal now.
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"Yo we gotta run Lucifer is calm now." Sam jumped up from his seat gave Charlie a hug and him and Gabriel began walking out.
"We will plan how to get Michifer a canon later." Gabe yelled to Charlie.
"Bye homos." Charlie yelled back and they began walking home.
"You know Samwich. Thank you."
"For what?" Sam asked.
"For living in this town. I finally have someone some-what sane to talk to. And lucifer seems happier and Cas is actually going outside now. So thank you."
"Thank you." Sam said back. "For moving to this town. Dean seems more calm and not too worry about his ego around Cas and Michael seems happier too. Though I'm afraid Michael is going to be like Lucifer."
"Ugh I don't want to imagine that. No more nightmares thank you very much."
"Nah never mind. Michael will balance Lucifer out."
"You think so? Lucifer is lucifer after all." Gabe made an excellent point.
"Who knows. He'll probably kill all of us and just leave Michael alive."
"Yeah that sounds more like him."
When they got home the house was a mess. But not a complete disaster like they were expecting.
They looked over to the couch and they saw lucifer sleeping on Michaels stomach.
"Get out of here before he wakes up and kills you." Michael half whispered half mouthed.
"Awe he psychoed himself to sleep." Gabe fake cooed.
"If I were you I would lock yourself up in Sam's room and never come out. Now go before you actually do wake him up."
"Geez you could of just said you wanted gay time alone with him." Gabe began walking to Sam's room.
"Now we both know what we have to do." Gabe said when he was inside of Sam's room.
"No, you know what we have to do and you should tell me."
"Prank them!"
"With what?" Sam asked.
"Oh come on you're a gay guy, you must have some rainbow glitter some where." Gabe began looking though Sam's dresser.
"You could ask me to find some instead of you messing up my entire room."
"Him....nah this seems more funnier." Sam smiled as Gabs began looking through his closet.
"Ah here it is." Gabe held up a big container of glitter. "Now what shall we do with it?"
"We could put it in everyone's shampoo bottles?"
"Done that at age seven."
"Put it in their food and possibly choke them with the gay?"
"Age 10."
"Okay what do you suggest then?" Gabriel smiled evilly.
"We someone put in the shower drain thingy and the first one to take a shower becomes twice as gay."
"And how are you going to do that?" Sam asked skeptical.
"Like I have a clue, you're the brains I'm the muscle. Now let's do this."
After about an hour and a half, mostly spent with Gabriel playing with the glitter himself. They finally managed to put enough glitter in the faucet to give someone one big gay squirt.
After that they went into the living room to see that Dean and Cas has returned, playing Mario cart. And a very sore loser Lucifer.
"No no no, you stupid little bitch I'll end you! You hear me Dean you will ended. NO CASTIEL DONT YOU DARE FIRE THE BLUE SHELL!" They saw that Lucifer got hit with a blue shell and a red shell. "MICHAEL YOU LITTLE WHORE HOW DARE YOU!"
Sam and Gabriel did nothing but simply watched and got entertained by a mad Luci, who for once wasn't mad at Gabriel. Gabriel grew sleepy and lay on Sam's chest and Sam put an arm around him. That was the end of a very fantastic night.
When they woke up, it was 2:00 am and it was from some one shouting:
"Mother fucker, who the fuck did this! I told you you can't turn me gay by loads of glitter!" And there were many other shouts of pain and confusion. Sam and Gabriel smiled to each other and then fell asleep, happily.
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Well here's some sabriel, I hope you all enjoy it. A lot of plot is coming up ahead.
I hope you all have a good day.
Buh bye <3