~Tour of the swamp
Hitler slowly opened his eyes, sunlight was pouring into the room. He stood up and fixed his hair, before climbing downstairs into the kitchen.
Shrek was making breakfast downstairs, wearing an illuminati apron, and singing gracefully.
"Good morrow good sir," hitler said, forcing his lips into an unnatural smile.
"Hey" Shrek said, without looking up.
Hitler continued to read his book in the other room, until about half an hour later shrek called hitler through for breakfast.
Hitler sat in an armchair, and looked down at the bowl of cereal Shrek had prepared for him.
When he finished eating, he stood up to go and finish his book, but Shrek Stopped him by the doorway.
"No! I would like to give you a your of the swamp!" Shrek said, hope glistening in his eyes.
"Ja" hitler simply replied, before they set off to your the swamp.
After a long day they where almost back when...
"So finally this is my other other OTHER toilet.." Shrek smiled, proudly.
"Swag" hitler said, cooly, making Shrek blush.
"Having fun with your new boyfriend, shrek?" Freddy Fazbear's robotic, jealous tone filled the entire swamp.
"Freddy.." Shrek spat, looking behind at the tall bear.
"What do you want?!"
"We where just taking a break, Shrek, ad you cheat on me with some SLUT?!" Freddy shouted, making hitler jump.
"WE ARE OVER!" Shrek called, and Freddy ran away.
He turned around to apologise to Hitler, but Hitler was nowhere to be seen...