~Forgive me?
SHREK'S P.O.V
My heart beated in my chest as loud as a lion as I pushed Freddy out the way.
I looked about my swamp, hitler was nowhere to be seen.
I spent the rest of the day trying to find my love- I mean my fürher!
Okay, I admit it, you caught me green handed.
I am in love with hitler.
Everything was going well before my stupid ex freddy turned up.
I decided to give in at sunset as returned to my home.
As I walked to my room I heard German crying, and I knew who it was.
"Adolf?" I asked softly.
"Go away! Wouldn't you rather be with Freddy!" He shouted back.
I gasped. Stupid Freddy.
"No hitler, I- I love you"
"No you don't! I'm a slut!"
"What Freddy said was bullshit" I shouted suddenly.
"Forgive me?" I pleaded. "I'll do anything"
The door flung open, and hitler was standing there, tears around his eyes.
"I can forgive you on one condition..."
"What?" I asked, my eyes widening.
Then he pulled my into the room and locked the door
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ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS
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