~The child ~fin~
*nine months later*
"PUSH, ADOLF! PUUUUUSH!!!" Shrek screamed, forcing hitlers legs apart and shoving the doctor out of the way.
Sweat rolled down hitters face as he screamed out in pure agony. "I-I CAAAAN'T!!" He insisted, squeezing his eyes shut as a fresh tear streamed down his baby smooth cheek.
Hitlers hands clenched and grabbed at the hospital sheets, until his fingers went white at the knuckles.
Then it was over....
There was no cry to be heard, but laughing. Beautiful, psychotic laughter coming straight from hitler and shriek's newborn baby.
Hitler relaxed and Shrek carefully picked the baby off the floor.
"It has your eyes" Shrek gasped, staring into the piercing blue orbs of his newborn. "And my skin" he cried, sniffing the child.
"Lemme c" The doctor breathed, and Shrek handed the baby over. "Bootiful" The doctor smiled, wiping some blood from the newborns face.
"DEUTSCHLAND!!"
Shrek and the doctor jumped, and looked at hitler, who was now red in the face. "What's wrong babe" Shrek questioned.
"It's MY child! Why is the DOCTOR CRADLING IT!" Adolf protested.
Hitler nodded, taking the baby and giving it to the führer. Hitler relaxed, holding the child close.
"Pinkeh~" hitter breathed.
"U wot, babe?" Shrek questioned, coking an eyebrow at his German boyfriend.
Hitler looked up at Shrek with tears in his eyes. "Please can we call him pinky?"
Shrek nodded, and pressed his forehead against hitlers.
"Ye?"
"Ye"
Update: yo, the sequel is OUT!! Yasss! It's called new horizons:)
<3 <3 <3 <3
Bai!!