~Dinner
"Hitler?" Shrek called from the kitchen.
"VAS?!" Hitler shouted angrily, he was sitting in shrek's armchair, reading the new best seller: '1000 ways to drown humans- by Fnaf_weirdos'
"Dinner's ready!" Shrek called.
Shrek was rather worried of what Hitler would think of his cooking, you see, shrek thought rather highly of hitler.
Shrek worried that if hitler didn't like shrek's cooking, he would leave, and never come back.
"Shrek I-I-" Hitler said, looking down at the meal infront of him.
It was parsnips, arranged to look like Obama's face.
"It's.....beautiful" hitler breathed, his Sequin blue eyes tearing up.
Hitler looked at shrek, and shrek looked at hitler, both of them with tears in their eyes and smiles on their faces.
Yes- hitler was smiling. He was smiling for the first time since he killed his parents.
Hitler pulled shrek into a sweet embrace, but quickly pulled back, blushing, to begin eating.
Shrek tucked into his meal from the other end of the wooden table, and they avoided eye contact.
Afterwards hitler retired to his bed.
Shrek leant over hitler, and gently kissed the sleeping angry german's forehead.
Then shrek turned around and left to his bedroom.
When he left hitler opened his eyes, still awake, but shrek had been oblivious that hitler was awake.
Hitler smiled again.