~Breakups and break ins
Shrek strolled along the pizzaria halls, running his hand along the gritty walls.
He came to the office soon, and saw that the door was open.
"Freddy?" He called out to his long term boyfriend, half heartedly.
With no reply, we walked in, smiling, and pressed the light by the door.
The light illuminated the room, and to shrek's horror, Freddy was in the office.
With Foxy.
"F- F- Freddy?" Shrek breathed, not believing what he saw.
Freddy turned his robotic head.
"Oh shit, Shrek, what are you doing here?!"
"More like what are you doing right now!" Shrek cried, thick mascara running down his cheeks, and dropping on his hip dirty white shirt.
"Dammit Freddy," he went on, wiping his eyes. "I looked on POINT before this, I can't believe you did this to me"
Then shrek turned around, and ran out the pizzaria, his head in his hands, screaming.
"WE ARE OVER FAZBEAR! YOU JERK!"
People stopped and stared at the poor, layered green excuse for a living being as Shrek ran past them, his ears waving in the wind gracefully, but his makeup everywhere.
When Shrek got home he Turned on the Radio.
"We are never ever ever, getting back together!" Taylor swifts voice filled shrek's swamp, and Shrek immediately began to sing alone, in a voice that sounded like pure auto tune, but was still natural.
Shrek had the beautiful singing voice of a vocaloid, but Freddy always said that singing was his thing, so Shrek never sang.
Over time shrek was led to believe that his voice wasn't on point, but in reality his voice was so damn on point that Even Freddy would be jealous.
Suddenly Shrek heard a loud, stern knock from the door.
He stood up, walking over, and flinging the door open.
An entire army stood infront of him, and even a few trucks behind them.
They where all wearing matching uniform, and had an interesting sassy logo on their arm bands.
"DEUTCHLAND!" a short man shouted from the front, in a distinct German accent.
"Uhh, hey" shrek said, a little creeped out.
Then shrek realised that he was an ogre, and shouldn't be scared.
"MY NAME IS ADOLF HITLER, I AM YOUR NEW ROOMATE AS I HAVE NOWHERE TO STAY" the German man insisted.
"Oh HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL NO-" shrek started in a sassy tone, clicking his fingers.
"You can't just come in here, with those sluts-" he ranted, gesturing to the rest of the army. "And use all my room! There's only ONE spare bed, JESUS!"
"fine" Hitler said, barging past. "They can sleep outside"
Shrek rolled his eyes, he never spoke to people like this!
One of the army members cleared their throats.
"Sir we don't want to sleep outside, why don't we just go to the base which is five minutes away an-"
Suddenly hitler slapped the army member.
"NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEEEEIIIIIIIINN!!! WE CANNOT WASTE TIME," he slapped the man again. "FINDING A LUXURY PLACE FOR YOU TO REST YOUR HEAD, WHILST JEWS IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS ARE DYING AS WE SPEAK! YOU DESPICABLE EXCUSE FOR A NAZI!" Hitler's face was red now, his eyes where bulging with rage and a vain popped out in his forehead.
Shrek cocked a brow- he was rather impressed, Freddy never took charge like that.
Shrek was beginning to see what a nice guy hitler truly was, so he gladly agreed to let hitler stay for a few days.