Sugar Fix | discontinued

"Okay straight up, is this Isaac by any chance?"

"Uh, Isaac, who?"

"Ha. Nice try buddy I know it's you."

"Well, I'm sure you freaked out for a second."

"Nope."

"Not even like a tiny, fraction of a second?"

"Nuh uh."

"Well it's me anyway. How's business?"

"The real question here is 'What business?'"

"That's a shame."

"Yeah..."

"I see you've finally fallen for my charms."

"...excuse me?"

"You haven't hung up on me yet so that's a sign right?"

"Just a heads up buddy, I have a boyfriend."

"Who said I was flirting?"

"As I said, just a heads up."

"Whatever."

click.