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"Hello-"
"Yeah hi, are you busy?"
"You really can't leave me alone can you? I am just that irresistible?"
"Ha. Don't flatter yourself, I actually need you to do your job for once."
"As long as it doesn't involve hiding behind a strangers couch then I'm listening."
"It's my brothers graduation tomorrow and I told him I knew a place that did amazing cakes, so no pressure but, can you do it?"
"It's five o'clock and my shift ends in an hour and you want me to make a full-on graduation cake by tomorrow with only a days notice?"
"Look I'll pay double the if I have to, I'm just super disorganised and all the other bakeries are closed so..."
"What's the magic word?"
"What are you, five? I'm paying you already!"
"There's nothing wrong with basic manners buddy, I'm going out of my way to make this for you."
"Please."
"Of course dear Isaac, how could I resist such a polite offer!"
"Weirdo."
"Right back at ya!"
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