The Cuphead Show x Male Human Reader - Season 1, 2, 3

Thanks to Cala Maria, she was in a Human form, Y/N walked inside Ribby and Croaks's ship

As customers, there were flies, both men and women

As officiants, fireflies were playing their role 

And some of the bugs were playing music

One of the waiters, fireflies, flew over to Cala Maria and Y/N's table and asked:

- What would you like to order?

Meanwhile...

Cuphead and Mugman eventually were able to roll up out of the water, and stumble onto the boat wet.

A/N - Author knows it's a boat, but ship works too

- This is an outrage!  - Mufman said, he was angry at Ribby and Croaks - No, unfair! They stole our five bucks, they tossed us in the river- - he wanted to add the fact they let Y/N iwalk inside eith no trouble thanks to Cala Maria, who somehow became Human, but couldn't ginish, cause of Cuphead, who exclaimed:

- The lint!

Cuphead looked over the boat, Mugman rushed to look as well

The two were looking sadly as the lint sank into the river. 

Then, Cuphead smelled something

What could it be?

- Ice-cream. [- the answer was obvious

The two rushed up to the window

- I smell ice-cream! - Cuphead repeated ice-cream 

And... It was true

They looked in, using the crates, through the windiw

Across the room was a bowl of ice-cream. 

The brothers licked their tongues. 

Cuphead looked up, telling Mugman:

- It's right beneath that pipe!

As Cuphead saw a way in, he immediately climbed up. 

But Mugman pushed him

They stsrted to fight over who'll go first, will be using the pipe first 

 That is until the horn blew 

It was meaning they're shoving off

- We're shoving off! - Cuphead exclaimed 

-  Let's go! - Mugman said back

They looked up at the opening, and struggled inside

With Y/N and Cala Maria...

After getting their order, Y/N chose to ask Cala Maria:

- Sorry for stupid question, but... - how did you become Human? I mean...

- It's not stupid - Cala Maria answered, with a smile - Confusing is the right word here. Anyway, here - she showed a necklace to him - I got this necklace from a certain... "Friend", if you don't mind me calling him that

Y/N understood quickly whom she means

He whispered:

- The Devil...

Luckily for them, nobody heard the underworld's ruler's name

That's when Ribby and Croaks got everyone's attention:

-:How youse doing? - Ribby started, both him and Croaks were on stage, with Ribby holding his hand on microphone - Hey, looking good! Woah-ho-ho-oh, look at this guy! Here comes trouble! Hey! How'd you bozos get in?

The audience started to laugh, but Cala Maria and Y/N didn't 

Ribby chuckled and said:

- I'm just messing with 'cha!

Y/N sighed, saying:

- I don't see anything funny here

- Well, I'm here not for laughs, I came because of you

- Speaking of which, how did you find me, if not counting Cuphead and Mugman?

- You yourself said you're living with them and Elder Kettle in their home, cottage? - Cala Maria answer-asked

Tge young man facepalmed 

- Right, stupid me - he told himself 

Meanwhile, Ribby continued:

- You fine folks are paying customers, not bozos!

- Except for this clown!

As soon as Ceoajs said it, attention of everyone was on said clown

And since in everyone's eyes, clown's too, it was a joke, the audience and the clown burst into laughter. 

He even honked a bulb horn

- But, seriously folks. We'd like to start off the evening with a little song. - Ribby vhose to cgange the subject 

A violin and piano started to play

https://youtu.be/X60bADW_seY

 Ribby: ♫ Since we was tiny tadpoles, there's only been one gal... ♫

Croaks: ♫ She washed and clothed and fed us... ♫

Both: ♫ And boosted our morale... ♫

Croaks: ♫ We owe her everything we gots, anything we've ever had... ♫

Ribby: ♫ And she never did run out on us! ♫

Both: ♫ Not like our crummy dad... ♫

Continued with drumroll, and possibly brass. 

Piano became more upbeat

Both: ♫ Mudda! We love ya', Mudda! In the bread that we called life she was the butter! ♫

Croaks: ♫ She told us "Boys, don't fight!" ♫

Ribby: ♫ She taught us wrong from right. ♫

Both: ♫ Her heart it was pure gooold... ♫

In Y/N's opinion, their song was the wordt he ever heard

But surprisingly for him, Cala Maria had the same thoughts 

Both: ♫ She was our mudda! ♫

Ribby: [embracing Croaks] We miss youse, Ma!

Only they finished the song....

The pipe caught their, everyone's attention 

The truth was Cuphead and Mugman were inside the pipe and were fighting, it ended up with one of their faces getting bashed into the wall of the pipe

- HEY-O! WHO'S UP THERE?! - Ribby asked with anger

Y/N facepalmed 

All he could do was:

- Idiots....

- They're fighting eachother everyday? - Cala Maria asked him

Y/N nodded his head

Croaks grabbed a passing waiter

- Come here, firefly! - using the firefly as an actual flamethrower , he shot the fire at the pipe, prompting Cuphead and Mugman to go down another route - of course quickly, falling out of the opening and into a darker room. 

The flaming pipe dropped to the ground, setting the stage ablaze, including the picture of the frog brothers' Ma

- AAH! MA'S ON FIRE! - Ribby exclaimed 

- You saying it's MY FAULT? - Croaks asked him, his face was angry 

- So what if I AM?! - Ribby asked back, same look on his face

The sound of wrestling bell sound was heard and....

They started to throw punches at each other

It followed by a gasp from the audience. 

The frog brothers immediately stopped 

- All part the show, folks!  - Ribby started to calm everyone down, chuckling nervously, Croaks wss nervous too- You, put out Ma. - he told another waiter, then snapped to the pianist - Make with the music!

The pianist did so, nervously smiling at the audience.

To be continued...

A/N - New Chapter. Hope you enjoy

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