q&a: answers pt. 2
seungkwan:
q: How are you so perfect?
a: it comes to me naturally tbh
q: Also why are you so allergic to tomatoes bby they're my favorite thing aside from you but you can't even eat them. It's sad Boo.
a: tbh i think it sucks too like i really wanna try them in pasta man i–
(oh my god ok ikr tomatoes are actually really good but everyone is so mean about them like recently i've had at least THREE friends tell me that they suck and that they taste like shit and stuff and it makes me so UPSET bc tomatoes taste so good and i'm gonna fight and i just–)
okay first of all this was my question not yours so why are you interrupting me? second of all no one invited you into this conversation so kindly see yourself okay bye!!! :)
(fuck you just see if i let you and hansol get together in your book now)
wait no i'm sorry don't do this to me–
(next question!)
nikita please–
q: How is your personality so high quality
a: bc everything about me is high quality ;) you're so sweet to me aw calling me perfect and high quality tysm <3
q: Is your English low quality?
a: no goddammit shut up i'm actually pretty good at speaking english my grades on all of the english tests are always high so fight me okay
soonyoung:
q: CAN I CALL YOU SOON
a: sure thing ;) my phone number is–
(you aren't allowed to give out your personal information also i'm afraid that jihoon is gonna get mad so let's not do this now bc i don't wanna die it's too early i'm too young thx 4 understand)
q: HOW ARE YOU SO PRECIOUS
a: u right ;) idk myself honestly but i think i was probably born this way–
(I'M BEAUTIFUL IN MY WAY CAUSE GOD MAKES NO MISTAKES)
i'm on the riGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
q: If you could have one superpower what would it be?
a: shapeshifting would be pretty cool imo plus it could be really funny as well like imagine if i shapeshifted into seungcheol-hyung and embarrassed jeonghan a lot and got him really flustered and bam! i turn back into me! it'd be great!
minghao:
q: is you from China cause I'm china fuck
a: and just how old are you exactly? smh kids these days
(jun: you're technically a kid too–)
shut up
q: COULD YOU QUIT RUINING MY LIFE? I SPEND ALL MY TIME THINKING ABOUT YOU AND ITS UNHEALTHY
a: sorry rip ily <3 forgive me
q: Do you love yourself more than I love you?
a: well, I don't spend all of my time thinking about myself, so...probably not lmao
q: What's your spirit animal?
a: hmm...a fox maybe? idk, I've never really thought about it. I like cats too...maybe a cat? a leopard? a cheetah? idk.
q: Do you like muffins?
a: uh, yeah, I guess...why?
chan:
q: How does it feel to be treated like you're four?
a: Finally someone who knows that I'm not four ugh God I hate it so much they treat me like I'm a baby who doesn't even know what a cuss word is I'm so ughhhh
q: How does it feel to actually be four?
a: Wow nvm fuck you I trusted you and you betrayed me like this I'm not four dammit it feels great being SIXTEEN because that's how old I am I'm not four I'm SIXTEEN got it everyone?
q: Who's baby are you?
a: *Whose and no one's don't you dare do this to me what if Jeonghan-hyung hears–
(jeonghan: chan-ah, whose baby are you?)
...Jeonghan's baby...
(jeonghan: good job, channie!)
...I hate all of you. Except Nikita. Except I hate her too especially her this is all your fault–
(keep talking, and we're over.)
–but it's not actually your fault bc you're great and amazing and ily pls don't leave me!! <3 u!!!
jun:
q: Marry me pls ily
a: I'm not legal yet, but ask me again in a few years, and we'll see ;)
q: How is your laugh so cute?
a: AW tysm <3 I guess it's okay I bet yours is cuter though
q: How does your smile sparkle so bright?
a: Dental hygiene :P
q: Why does the sheer sound of your voice make me want to scream from joy?
a: Pls don't hurt your throat while screaming!!! Also ty omg bless you
wonwoo:
q: Do you know how to jump rope kiddo
a: yeah, "playful kiss" taught me god bless even though that show was pretty mediocre and ha-ni and seung jo annoyed me a bit but yeah
q: Do you love Mingyu or food more?
a: obviously food. which one is the one my body is physically capable of living without? which one is an annoying flea?
(mingyu: Don't be so rude to me Wonwoo-hyung! :'( You're making me sad!)
good. being around you makes me sad.
(mingyu: RUDE!!!!!!!)
q: Why are you emo?
a: leave me alone. i'm not emo.
q: How is your voice deeper than the pits of hell?
a: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ puberty, my friend.
mingyu:
q: You were cute until I saw wonwoo bc DAYUM right you agree right wonwoo is fine
a: Hella fine hot DAMN
q: Hey Mingew. Could you learn about sanitation please
a: Listen don't be rude that was one time okay leave me alone *sweats nervously*
q: Also please never stop smiling your smile's so sweet
a: Aw thanks :D you're not rude after all
q: HoW iS ThE wAY YoU sAy MiNgYU sO cUTE?¿?
a: what
jihoon:
q: DO YOU WANT A FUCKING CHURRO
a: uh sure
q: HOW DO YOU WRITE MUSIC LIKE I CANT WRITE A SATISFACTORY SENTENCE LET ALONE A FULL 3+ MINUTES OF SENTENCES AND PHRASES SET TO MUSIC and TEACH ME YOUR WAYS PLS
a: okay three things
first of all why is everyone yelling at me
second of all "a...minutes" um
third of all idk music is just something i'm really passionate about and i've been doing it a while and idk it's not like it's easy like i have to put in a lot of thought into it you know but it's like a puzzle kinda like i'll finally do something that makes everything else fit and make sense and it just comes in bouts like that but it's not like i make a perfect song that i'm proud of right away you know
q: Also while you're at it tell me how you snap so fast like are you sonic
a: talent
the dog from chapter 11:
q: why r u not my dog
a: *wags tail* WOOF
(trans: OH MY GOD IT'S A GIRL HUMAN I LOVE HUMANS HUMANHUMANHUMAN YOU SMELL SO NICE ILY HUMAN IDK WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT ILY)
q: WHOSE A GOOD BOY
a: *barks loudly and stands on hind legs* WOOF WOOF
(trans: ANOTHER HUMAN DID IT ASK WHO THE GOOD BOY WAS I'M A GOOD BOY ME I'M THE GOOD BOY HUMAN I AM ILY)
q: CAN I ADOPT YOU BBY
a: WOOF WOOF WOOF *jumps excitedly*
(trans: OH BOY IT'S ANOTHER HUMAN TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS HUMAN IS SAYING EITHER BUT I LOVE NICE HUMANS AND THIS ONE SEEMS NICE ILY HUMAN)
author:
q: why do u love my cat more than u love me plssss
a: bc ellie is my granddaughter and she's the purest angel and i love her so much she's great
q: CATS OR DOGS
JUN OR MINGHAO
a: how about both and both B)
q: Did you know lesbians can have a distinct scent that other lesbians can sniff out without even realizing they're doing it?
a: no but did you know that females blink twice as many times a day as males do
q: Can I grow plants in my internal organs
a: no bc first of all there would be no light for photosynthesis to occur second of all considering all the nutrients that are in the human body the plant would have to take a lot of those in to take in water too and you wouldn't have as much water either and the water wouldn't be able to evaporate bc no photosynthesis would occur and it's one whole mess so no
q: Would you rather see Dokyeom slowly die from starvation while you are able to spend time with him but not help him, or kill Dokyeom quickly so he doesn't have to feel the pain of a slow drawn out death? (I'm sorry that's a creepy uncalled for question)
a: yeah why would you ask that jfc idk man i'm selfish but also i caught up on scarlet heart ryeo and like...now i wanna...well no spoilers but yeah idk i'm unsure tbh
q: What's your favorite color?
a: purple and if we're talking specific shades of basic colors then probably lilac
q: What's your favorite food?
a: I really love chocolate and chicken (separately of course) so...yeah
q: What's your favorite subject in school?
a: dunno. usually it's math, but this year math has been alternating between "so calming and peaceful that i would do this in my free time" to "fuck this this is causing me so much stress and confusion if i see this on the test i'm just going to rip the paper up and cry" so yeah idk man i guess lit is kinda fun but sometimes it isn't and same w other classes but maybe math and lit and i laugh a lot in physics but yeah idk
q: exo or bts?
a: tbh i like the both the same? i never really got obsessed w exo like i did w bts so i may say bts then but also krystal is dating kai and i love all of f(x) so much so idk that kinda sways me you feel
q: Candy corn or cotton candy?
a: cotton candy obviously candy corn is GROSS well at least from what i remember but it's been years since i've had it bc i used to dislike it so much maybe i'd like it now but yeah i had cotton candy on saturday actually it was pretty good but also a bit troublesome bc i was eating it while volunteering and it was windy outside and my volunteering was outside and involved giving people things and taking their money and giving change and yeah just idk it was troublesome but still nice here's a pic
other:
q: To Seungcheol's coffee cup - how did it feel to touch a perfect human's lips? What did his lips feel like?
a: ....................................................................
(trans: i am a cup and cups are inanimate objects i cannot communicate but if i could i'd say that it was a pretty enjoyable experience)
q: Hangyeol(if that's even spelled right) - How's Ji-na~~?
a: Wasn't she a person you could choose to ask a question to? Why are you asking me? Not to be rude I'm just genuinely confused. I think she's doing well though. She seems happy.
q: Hangyeol - is Vernon a good brother??
a: He's the best! We both really like chocolate, and he'll pay for whatever snacks I get when we go out! He also takes me to Jeonghan-oppa's house a lot to see Ji-na and takes good care of me. He's a great older brother :)
woaaaaaaah okay that's it i'm so tired why does writing these take more time than writing actual chapters man wtf anyways hope you enjoyed this an actual update will come next week tysm to those who submitted questions you're the best bye now have a great day ily guys see you next week