Types of Fangirls
Alright. So, there are many different types of fangirls and I'm going to try and name them all. Comment if you have any others.
Btw this is not meant to offend any fangirls of any kind, just face it. We are all crazy.
The angry Fangirl.
They find any reason to be angry, especially at authors, producers, directors etc.
They are found mostly on social media commenting on sad posts or complaining to their friend.
Example:
ARRGGHH MY GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD J.K. ROWLING KILL FRED LIKE WTF? AND STEVEN MOFFAT IS SO STUPID LIKE WHY WOULD HE KILL AMY AND RORY LIKE WHAT???!!!! I HATE LIFE!!!
The psycho Fangirl.
Most fangirls are psycho but these ones are the over-the-top crazy. Like, messed up in the head and no one understands them. They are mostly found on apps or websites such as Wattpad (lol), Pinterest or...
DUN DUN DUUUNN!!!!
Tumblr.
Example:
HEHE I love Sam the moose EEEKKK Peeta is a bread OMG TARDIS TARDIS TARDIS AJDICJ EWIOAAJNDY yogi bear EWOK EWOK EWOKS ARE SO CUTE aaahhhh IM DYING.
The depressed Fangirl.
The Fangirl that is always depressed and miserable about the death of their character, ship or maybe their favourite book series. Mainly found on Tumblr or lurking in nearby book stores longing for another book in their series.
Example:
Ugh I just feel so... Blurrghh... Fred is dead... George is dead... Finnick is dead...I'm so broke from all the Rick Riordan books that I can't buy the new Harry Potter book... I don't have motivation to get up in the morning... I will never buy The Force Awakens!!! AAAAHHHH WAAAAHHHH!!! Life is just so miserable...
The cool Fangirl.
The Fangirl who somehow seems cool as well as being a nerd. Very rarely discovered as most of us are, not cool. Let's face it. Sometimes found casually buying books
Example:
Hey hey guys! Just managed to finish reading The Cursed Child, watch five episodes of American Horror Story and complete my six subjects of homework all in one night! #goals
*sobs* THAT WILL NEVER BE ME!!😭😭😭😭
The Fangirl/Normal human being Fangirl
This is the Fangirl who tells no one of her obsessions and somehow keeps all of her social life from knowing that she obsesses over everything. Predominantly found on Tumblr and then at school.
Example:
Tumblr- OMG I'm dying! look at Ten's face 😂😂
School- Hey guys! Did you see the new stock at Ally's yesterday?
The non stop talking Fangirl.
If you have lots of Fangirl friends, you know what I'm talking about. This is the Fangirl that is most of us that never stops talking about their fandoms and makes non stop references that sadly no one gets. Found basically everywhere.
Example:
So get this, haha that was a Supernatural reference, anyway I watched Supernatural yesterday and Castiel and Dean were so cute OMG did you here about the new season of Merlin? OH WAIT of course you didn't HAHAHAHA wait that wasn't funny NOOOOO I NEED MORE MERLIN!!! I wish I had a TARDIS because then I'd go back in time and tell J.K Rowling to make the Harry Potter series and it would... Etc.
The annoying af Fangirl.
This is the Fangirl that nobody knows whether or not they are a Fangirl or not, or if they even have a soul. They annoy other Fangirls by reminding them about all the horrible things in their Fandom life. Found trolling on websites such as... All of them. And in reality as well.
Example:
Haha I just realised Snape died from a Snake. HAHAHAHAHAHA omg Finnick's death tho!! Hey hey @random-user remember when Merlin ended? HAHAHA so predictable...
Sorry I can't think of anything else:(
Comment if you can relate sometimes or you have any other examples... Orrrrrr if you have any complaints about these Fangirls in your life ;)
See yah!
-Fuzzy