Chapter one
Lucifer POV
The car came to rough stop, waking lucifer up. He looked outside and saw his brand new house.
He was really glad he didn't need to spend anymore time in his Dad's car. It sucked being on the road for 2 days straight with limited bathroom breaks, but being on the road for 2 days straight with your gay ass family, who lucifer loves/hates, sucked even more.
Lucifer hated the look of this town, he didn't even want to move here in the first place. He and his family had to moved after his mom, or 'Becky' kicked them out after getting a divorce with Chuck, their dad. Personally he was glad to be away from his mom, even though he hated moving.
Lucifer would usually complained excessively, but he could see his dad was having a really hard time with life and all, so he just shut it and helped his brothers and his dad get boxes out of the trunk and bring them to the new house.
The house they were going to be living him had a yellow sliding, a brown roof and a little porch. It looked pretty small but it looked nice and still had two floors and a basement.
"Here we are, so do you guys like it?" Chuck said, trying to brighten up the mood.
"Better then living with mom." Castiel muttered and picked up the box, heading upstairs. Probably deciding which room would be his.
"I know this place isn't the most...comfortable." Chuck said, "But I promise after I get enough money we could move somewhere better. Just give it time."
Lucifer felt bad for his dad, he had a shitty divorce and now a new shitty job in a new shitty town. Not the best way to start but hey, at least they get a start.
"Well anyways, after we unpack a little can Me, lucifer and Cassie explore the town?" Gabriel asked.
"Sure, Just be back home by 5:00. Oh and Lucifer, your room is going to be the basement since there isn't enough room upstairs."
Lucifer groaned, he didn't want to sleep in a dingy old basement.
"Don't worry son, you should be happy. It's the biggest room in the house." And it was.
When lucifer got down there he was pleasantly surprised.
It had enough space so he could make items to prank people, and enough space so that he could hide the pranking items. He still needs a place for the bodies though....
After about an half hour of unpacking, Gabriel shouted from upstairs.
"Lucifer, get your gay rainbow sparkly ass up here. We are going to explore the town now." Lucifer groaned.
"Chill, your rainbow glittery ass can wait." After he said that he heard Cassie asking "Why do you guys keep talking about gay asses?" And Gabriel replying with:
"Do you have anything against gay asses, because that's discrimination!"
"No Gabriel, I'm gay, why would I have anything against gay stuff."
Lucifer chuckled to his brothers conversation and finished unpacking.
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Lucifer made his way upstairs.
"Finally your gay ass is done." Gabriel said.
"Hey!" Chuck shouted,"No swearing until you guys are done unpacking."
"We are done unpacking!" Castiel shouted back.
"Oh."Chuck replied."Carry on then."
"Okay, let's get our bitchy ass fucking gay ass asses in the car and let's fucking go!" Lucifer shouted.
After driving around for a couple minutes Lucifer saw a coffee shop and decided to pull up there. He didn't know why but he just felt like he needed to go there.
"Where are we pulling up to, a candy shop?" Gabriel asked.
"Or a comic book store?" Castiel added.
"No you losers, this is a coffee shop."
"Ugh." Gabriel groaned. "Why are we going here when we can go somewhere awesome." Lucifer suddenly got a devilish idea, he is Satan after all.
"You'll see." Lucifer opened the glove box and got out chili powder packets, disguise as sugar packets. He originally brought those to prank his family, but why not do it somewhere public. It'll just be more fun.
When he got in he saw a pretty face. It was the barista boy. He felt like he needed to get to know him, why not introduce himself with pranking his customers and potentially getting barista boy fired. There's a reason Lucifer doesn't have many close friends...
He made his way to sugar packets, which were conveniently right next to barista boy. He started switching them with the chili powder packets.
"Umm what are you doing?" It was the barista boy, who looked extremely confused. Lucifer smiled at him and said.
"Just helping you get better customers." He continued switching out the packets.
"With..." Barista boy opened up one of the fake sugar packets and tasted it. "Chili powder? No thanks, I like having customers I already have."
He took all of the chili powder packets and threw them into the trash bin next to him.
"Hey!" Lucifer whined. "I paid good money for that!"
"You can also pay good money for a cup of coffee." He said.
"Whatcha want sweetheart?"
Damn this boy was smooth. Suddenly he wanted a cup of coffee.
"I don't know, whatcha got handsome?" Luci flirted. Barista boy pointed to a screen above them.
"Menus up there." He said and went to get some customers their orders.
"Rather hear from you personally." Lucifer said after the boy got back.
"Sorry princess can't, I am not allowed to give special treatment."
"Darn it." Lucifer said loudly and sarcastically. He went back to his brothers who were sitting at a table to ask them for there orders.
"How's the pranking going?" Gabriel asked.
"Got caught by the barista, can't really complain though..."
"Well I can!" Gabriel complained. "I came here to see people freak out and not to see you try to flirt and get rejected."
"Whatever, want anything?"
"Bear claw." Luci pointed at Castiel. "Cappuccino."
He went back to the barista boy to give him his orders.
"2 cappuccinos and a bear claw."
"Coming right up." Barista boy said. "Hey, are those your brothers?" He asked.
"Yeah, how did you know , is it because we are look handsomely alike?"
"Nope, not at all. You weren't kissing any of them so I wasn't going to assume that any of them were your boyfriend, and you seem too much like an asshole to have any friends." Lucifer was impressed with this guy's logic and with how accurate it was.
"Wow, you're a sweet talker." Lucifer felt like he needed to get this guys number somehow. He just had a feeling that said 'Go for it, you're Satan. Why are being such a wimp?!'
"I know, here's your order." Sadly, lucifer was a wimp because instead of asking the barista boy for his number he just went back to sit down with his brothers and handed them their orders.
"Uh Lucifer?" Cas asked. "I don't think the barista likes me very much." He looked over into Cas' coffee cup and saw a penis drawn with wimp cream. Lucifer laughed while spitting out his coffee all over Gabriel.
"Hey, I'm just a guy enjoying a bear claw. Why did you spit all over me when you could of spat on the guy with a penis in his coffee!" Lucifer laughed again and said:
"Cassie, I think that's for me. Here, switch with me." He yelled over to the barista boy.
"Hey barista boy, how did you know I liked penis in my coffee!" Lucifer yelled and took a big sip of it while the boy was laughing. Ahh that guy had the most adorable smile lucifer thought. If only a name came with that face.
"Yo, it's almost 5:00, drink your penis coffee on the way out." Gabriel said and began to start walking outside with Castiel. Lucifer looked over to the barista boy, he hoped that he would be in the same grade as him. He really wanted to see him again. Maybe this town wasn't so bad after all.
Yaaaayy first chapter. I'm excited to be writing this story for you guys. If you want another fanfic with Michifer in it check out 'Only one chance to love' I hoped you liked this chapter.
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