Oops
You and Dan were shopping for groceries since your apartment really needs food or you'll starve.
"Did we get milk?" you ask reading of the checklist.
"Yeah, I think so," he replies.
"And bread? Cereal? Eggs?" you ask, bombarding him with questions.
"Y/N, Jesus Christ calm down," Dan jokes rolling his eyes.
"Oh, how about a whisk?" you finally say smirking.
"You had to go there?" he says cringing. You laugh and continue browsing the aisles.
"Want to bake something tonight?" he asks looking over at the baking aisle.
"Sure," you reply steering the shopping cart. You both decide on brownies since you love brownies. (same fam same)
After paying for your groceries, you both head back to your apartment.
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"Finally," Dan says out of breath. You both had finally placed all the groceries apart from the brownie mix.
You grab a bowl as Dan got out the ingredients.
"Preheat the oven to 350°," he reads.
"Alright," you reply preheating the oven. You notice that the egg carton was open.
"Hey, can you pass me the TV remote?" you ask him.
"Sure thing," he replies turning around to grab it. While he had his back towards you, you grab an egg and hide it behind your back.
"Here you go," he says handing you the remote. You thank him and click the power button. Keeping Up With the Kardashians was on, so you both make fun of the ridiculous "problems" they have as you bake.
"We need a whisk," you tell him, 'forgetting' about what Tyler had scarred him with.
"Y/N," he groaned, cringing again.
"Oh, yeah," you say laughing. As he was merrily mixing the wet and dry ingredients, you smash the egg on his head.
"Y/N!" he yells, backing away from you and tilting his head down. Egg yolk was dripping down his face, not making a good look for him.
"Oh my god," you manage to say in between laughter.
He quickly rushes to the bathroom, washing out his hair. You couldn't stop laughing. As he was cleaning up your mess, you poured the chocolatey mixture into the pan.
"I hate you," Dan says walking back to the kitchen.
"I know," you say smiling. He helps you place the brownies in the oven, closing the semi-heavy oven door.
"I'll get you back for that," he says smirking.
"Sure you will," you say crashing onto the couch. You both continue watching the hilarious reality show, not setting the timer.
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"You cheater! you shout as Dan hides under the bed so your pillow can't hit him.
"No, am not!" he says back laughing. As you were about to smack him with your pillow, you notice a brown splatter on his arm.
"Where'd you get that-" you begin to ask before the realization dawns on you.
"THE BROWNIES!" you shout dropping your pillow and running to the kitchen. Dan quickly followed.
Swinging open the oven door, you see burned brownies sitting where your light brown batter was.
"Oh no," you groan grabbing the oven mitt and pulling them out.
"Told you I'd get you back," Dan said smiling. You look at him, confused.
"You did this?"
"No, but ironically something was bound to happen to you after you hit me with that egg," he said leaning against a wall. You sigh and look back at your burned mistake. Karma's a b*tch.
-yo yo yo-
-this one's longer isn't it-
-you should be proud-
-lmao no you shouldn't-
-anyways-
-how's life-
-congrats to the people who still read this x-
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