Chapter 12
Summary of previous chapter: Karma and Isuju were at Karma's house 'punishing' each other. Karma then secretly fed Isuju aphrodisiac and Asano came over. Isuju kissed Asano and made him faint. Karma then shoved Asano's head into the toilet bowl and took a video. Asano woke up and fought with Karma for the phone. The phone then broke.
Okay so guys
I have to apologise. I changed the plot a little. So remember when i said in the story that Isuju's suspension ended on March? I'm changing it to the second week of MAY since that was one week after Irina had came into the story.
Oh yea to the people who read the manga or assassination classroom, chapter 177, after reading it, I feel like suing the author. For those who didn't read it, i sugGEST YOU DONT CHECK IT OUT. PLEASE. DONT. YOULL GIVE YOURSELF A BAD WEEK.
Isuju
Karma had returned to school two weeks ago. It was finally Isuju's turn to go to school. Irina had finally settled down and moved back in with Isuju. Irina said that her job requires her to be in Tokyo until a year later.
The past five months at home had been a bore. Isuju went to work as usual but the students from Teiko middle school had stopped coming.
Karma didn't bother her during her working hours as the cafe she worked at was too far away and he was lazy to make his way to the shop.
It was quiet for her, extremely quiet. So going back to school made her hyped up as she finally could do something with her life.
Isuju had already been briefed about her teacher. It was basically about a yellow octopus who was extremely powerful and he was going to explode in a year's time. The explosion will destroy a big part of the earth.
So in order for that not to happen, the yellow octopus will be an assassination target for the pupils in Class E. The class would have to kill him before the explosion happens.
Isuju was actually looking forward to trying to assassinate the yellow octopus. Irina had taught her quite a number of self defense moves and Isuju was rather flexible and she was also eager to try them out.
Isuju was given BB bullets, green knives and a gun. She had put one BB bullet into her mouth and pushed it to her cheek and cut up one of the green knives and stuck it one by one onto her palm. She then started making her way to school.
Heaven was not on her side that day.
Drops of water began falling from the sky. Not the small drops but the big drops.
Isuju ran as she cursed.
"On my first day of school? Really?" She took off her spectacles as the water droplets that was accumulating on her glasses were getting in her view.
Apparently the principal, Gakuho, had hated Class E so much that he had to put the classroom at the top of the mountain.
The ground was muddy, so if she ran, the mud would get her shoes dirty. She didn't have to worry about the mud splattering onto her shirt as she was wearing a jacket over her uniform. However she had forgotten to wear the grey blouse.
Isuju made a choice and took off her shoes and socks and started to run.
The mud splashed onto her leg as she ran.
She encountered snakes on her way. The insects weren't there as they were hiding from the rain.
She had finally reached the classroom after five minutes. It was then only five minutes before the start of school.
She took off her jacket and went to the bathroom to clean up. When she turned on the tap so that she could wash her feet, a drop of water came out.
No water? She thought. The facilities at this place was worse than she thought. She decided to wash her feet in the rain.
After cleaning up, she finally made her way to the classroom. It has already been three minutes since homeroom started.
Isuju slid open the door and all eyes in the room fell upon her. A three meter tall octopus turned his head towards her.
"You must be Isuju," he said," you're late by three minutes on the first day, it's not good to give me your first impression like that."
"Well I'm sorry," Isuju bowed and took out her hand," I hope I'll be able to work with you and kill you by next year."
Koro-sensei eyed the hand carefully.
"Nufufufufu," he laughed," I'm not falling for that again. I know that you had already cut up the knife and stuck the pieces to your hand."
"Wha- How?" Isuju asked.
"One of your classmates, Karma Akabane, had already used that trick," Koro-sensei said.
Isuju turned her head to Karma who waved at her. She had told him how she was going to attack him a few days ago.
Isuju was currently glaring at Karma. If looks could kill, Karma would be dead by- wait, Karma doesn't die. Karma's table would be on fire right now. And Karma wouldn't be on fire as he is already smoking hot//slapped
"Then shake my other hand," Isuju took out her left hand," see? No tricks whatsoever."
When Koro-sensei finally decided it was safe, he shook her hand. Isuju tightened her grip on him and hooked his tentacle with her arm to make sure that he wasn't able to slip away. She then shot the BB bullet from her mouth that she had prepared in advance.
Koro-sensei used a tentacle to block it and of course, the tentacle bursted. The class was shocked. So far only Karma has done hurt Koro-sensei.
"Well done, Isuju, but you're going to have to do a lot better than that if you want to kill me before March next year," green stripes appeared on Koro-sensei's face," anyway, please take a seat beside Karma."
Isuju whined upon hearing his name. Karma was going to irritate her in class. She dragged out the chair and sat down, the first thing she did was to glare at Karma.
"You knew that I was going to use the handshake to trick him, why did you copy me?" Isuju asked, well, more of demanded that he told her.
"I came up with that myself," Karma said," irritating you was just the bonus."
"Tch," Isuju muttered.
"And by the way, take this," Karma tossed her a new blouse," I got this from your house. Put it on later as your shirt is currently see-through."
The white blouse that Isuju was wearing had been drenched. And as everyone knows, if you wear a white shirt and get wet, well, good luck.
Isuju's face flushed red as she looked down at her shirt. She took the blouse and muttered a 'thank you' to Karma.
"Karma, it's unusual for you to come on time," Koro-sensei stated.
Karma used his hand to prop up his head, he then gave a smile," a person has to be on time once in a while, especially if they have a reason to be on time." He glanced at Isuju.
"How loving," she muttered.
Koro-sensei smiled at Karma as he turned back to the class. He started the first lesson, which was Mathematics.
Karma, as usual, was irritating Isuju throughout the lesson. Soon, Math was over and next was English.
A familiar teacher walked through the door of the classroom. Isuju could only see her side view as the teacher put down the books. The teacher's hair was covering her face, preventing Isuju from seeing her face.
"Class, I heard there's a new student today," the teacher raised her head and swept away her hair.
Isuju's eyes widened as the teacher's and her gaze met. Reality hit them in the head like a bat that Sugino had swung into their faces.
"IRINA-NEE!" "ISUJU!"
The class caught on quickly," nee?"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WORK!" Isuju shouted.
"I am at work," Irina said," I work as a hitman."
"And you never told me anything about it because?"
"Because I signed papers and I promised not to reveal my missions, that's part of my job as a hitman," Irina's eyebrow twitched," and by the way, WHY ARE YOU HERE? DID YOU DROP BECAUSE OF YOUR STUDIES?! I SWEAR, IF YOU DID-"
"I didn't," Isuju muttered at the sudden outburst of her sister. Sure, they talked often but through video chat, and Irina couldn't really yell as she would alert her assassination target who was nearby.
Isuju then continued," well, I only failed History."
Irina waved her hand at her," it's okay for History, History sucks anyway."
Class E was quietly listening and observing the conversation between the sisters, that was until someone spoke up.
"Isuju, why didn't you tell me you were a sister of a bitch?" Karma asked.
"OI!" Irina yelled at him but as usual, he ignored her.
"You never asked," Isuju replied, not denying the fact that her sister was a bitch," and I didn't think that there was a reason for me to tell you."
"Eto... I'm happy for your little reunion here and all but, Bitch-sensei," a voice that sounded like it could belong to both female and male said," could you please continue with lessons?"
The voice came from a girl with two pigtails. She had sky blue hair and for some reason, she was wearing pants instead of a skirt.
Irina then went on with lessons. An evil thought came to her head.
"So I'm going to teach you guys a technique for assassination, it'll help you weaken your opponent, how well you do it will affect the how long your opponent will remain weak," Irina said," I will teach it in English so at the same time you'll be able to improve your language skills."
"You've seen me use it on Nagisa before," Irina referred to the day they met, little devil horns then grew out of Irina's head.
"Isuju will demonstrate it for you as she had managed to make it to 30 hits before."
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Hue
Irina is fun >:D
Koro sensei is finally in the story :D
Oh anD BTW IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS PRIVATE MESSAGE ME BECAUSE I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK.
And btw you have no idea how sorry I am, is it too late now to say sorry? coS IM MISSING MORE THAN JUST YOUR BOD//slAPPED.
Anyway it's been one month since i actually published an actual chapter. So i really am sorry. I know i have to love myself but currently i just hate myself for making you guys wait and making all these justin bieber references.