BJTOWC -- The Vamps Tradley/Jonnor

Dear journal,

Mal thinks I need to write about my body image. I know everyone will hear this on Friday. I don't care, to be honest. I just want to listen to Nirvana. Is that so much to ask?

Anyway. I guess I should start with what I like about my body? Yeah. That's good. That should work.

I like my hair. That's it.

I don't really like the rest of it, though. My arms are a bit weak. My legs are small. I have no abs. Yeah.

Brad out.