Intros--Bradley Simpson
Dear Journal,
I refuse to call you a diary. Diaries are stupid.
I found you in my locker, with a sticky note that said to write an introduction and description of me. I'm doing it, but I don't want to. Why should I care? This is stupid.
I guess I'll start then.
My name is Brad. I don't care for people because people don't care for me. I'm cool with it. I don't have friends, I don't need friends. I'm perfectly fine without them.
I like the colour black. AC DC is cool. All Time Low and Bring Me The Horizon are, too, I guess. I like beanies, too. And hoodies. And long sleeves. I often have sweater paws.
Bacon. Is. Orgasmic. It's delicious. Whoever invented it is a genius because it's the greatest thing in existence.
I don't like being around a lot of people at once, and I hate being the centre of attention.
That's it.
Bye.
No. Wait. That's wrong. Um...
Brad out. (?)