t w e l v e
"Just washed every cake pan in the kitchen while singing Mariah Carey."
"You call that fun? I just ate a whole bag of Doritos while doing Calculus homework."
"Oh yeah. Well I bet you haven't spent the last half hour organising slabs of fondant into rainbow order."
"Wait – you have slabs of fondant? Like a brick of just pure sugary goodness?"
"Yes, but trust me, it's not that good by itself."
"Why do I get the sense this fact was acquired through personal experience?"
"Look, it was a long shift and we had an oversupply of green. I'll send you a slab if you don't believe me when I say it's bad in large doses."
"You'd do that for me?"
"You have to pay for of course, plus shipping and handling."
"Shipping and handling? You're literally a block away from my house! I think I'll give it a miss."
"Whatever you say."
A/N
Sorry it's been soooo long, hopefully I can get this story going again. Thanks for sticking around!