All about me!!

THIS IS A JOKE AND MEANT TO BE FUNNY
I've been looking long and hard to figure out my sexuality. Everything never fit. It was painful not knowing where I fit... But then I realized... I was panse- *cough* I'm sorry FANsexual!!!! BOOM! AND IM SURE Y'ALL ARE ALL CLOSETED FANSEXUALS AND Y'all can't change my mind *flips hair*