Journal Of Feliciano Vargas

Feliciano: *comes out of the shower smelling like rosemary and mint*
Bandi: *follows Feliciano everywhere*
Feliciano: ....? *is blow drying hair because has to go somewhere*
Bandi: *attacks Feliciano's head*
Feliciano: AHH WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY LIIIIFFFEEEE?!?! WHY DID I DESERVE THIS?!?!