Journal Of Feliciano Vargas

Feli: Hey Admin?...
Admin: *still upset about the last one* What?... *sniffle*
Feli: *evil grin* how long does a house elf live?...
Admin: ... Don't you do it...
Feli: 6 1/2  books/movies
Admin: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FELICIANO!!