101 страница29 апреля 2026, 13:04

My step cousin hates TMNT

He knows the theme but he sings it like this:

'Teenage Stupid Loser Turtles, Teenage Stupid Loser Turtles, Teenage Stupid Loser Turtles, Losers in a half shell loser power!'

And I'm like.... Having a Kevin Hart moment.

I'm like in my head:

(I don't usually swear)

'I want to tell you to mind your damn MOTHER FUCKING BUSINESS BITCH!!!!LITTLE STUPID BITCH!!!!!! 2 + 2 DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH!!!!
Cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, small dick no balls havin' ass bitch!!!!!!'

Ok me, breath, breath....... Ok. Alright! :)

Still love him 1/100

101 страница29 апреля 2026, 13:04

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