Derpy x fem!reader
( I'm guessing the person wanted reader as a girl???)
I was trotting around pony vill, minding my own business, and I started hearing a goofy voice telling me to watch out.
My ears switch and I look up and before I know it a gray my yellow blur comes hurtling towards me and hits me, and I hear papers fly every where, as the slowly flout to the ground.
There I was being pinning to the ground by derpy, she was blushing and trying to keep her one straight eye from looking at me (a/n cuz you know how her eyes are, don't kill me) "I-I'm really r-really s-sorry miss (y/n)" derpy was a blushing mess and was stuttering really bad, her 'voice was so cute' you chuckled in your mind (a/n ok this is a little inappropriate but why do I feel like this is the beginning of a porno?)
Derpy just sat there on your hips for a few more minutes until realizing she was still on you, her blush grow worse and shy flapped her wings and shot off of you, and she landed on the ground which a loud thud and stood up and held I hoof to help you up, and you took it and got up off the ground.
"I'm really really sorry (y/n)...."she looked so sad.
You waved her off.
"Derpy it's ok.. Don't worry, I know it was just in accident, you then pick up some mail that use to be on her mail bag.
"Here I'll help pick up this mess," you said while picking up the mail scattered every where and neatly put them in derpy's mail bag.
"Thanks....miss (y/n) but I'm still sorry about before.."
She said with a pouty face, and up put your hoof under her chin and make her look at you, and she starts to blush again.
"Derpy Hun it's ok," I looked at her loving it and lean in and kiss her on the cheek.
Derpy's face turned completely bright red with a puff of air and she just starts getting all nervous.
"Know derpy you should probably get back to work," you chuckled and walked away with a smirk.
*~* hidden behind a cloud*~*
"See fluttershy I told you throwing derpy at (y/n) would work," said the malty colored hair.
"It...was still kinda...mean to just throw....derpy like that..rainbow..."
Fluttershy said looking at rainbow dash.