Attack On Titan Jokes

What...?!

What is-- What is this?! WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?!

THIS HAS TO BULL 💩!!!

Well, APPARENTLY, some image got leaked about Attack On Titan's real ending...! Well I mean I heard speculations about Hajime making everyone die at the end, BUT I DIDN'T REALLY THINK OF THIS!!!

I DIDN'T KNOW OF THIS PICTURE, HOW WAS I NOT INFORMED ABOUT THIS?!

Ok... Ok... Let's calm down. Hajime DID say that he's reconsidering this ending, but STILL.... 😤

Alright, so we obviously have Connie, and...

Is... is that Sasha? Or Armin?! OR-- I DON'T EVEN KNOW. Looks like Connie got his legs bit off or his spine broken...! Jeez...

And here's Erwin, but I doubt it since he already... um... WELL ANYWAYS, *wipes away tears* it might be Armin with a swagalicious haircut or something. He's heaving over a bigass tree root like he's hung over.

And now POOR HORSEFACE!!! YOU'RE WITH MARCO NOW!!! ;_; But YAS, stratal them legz, Jeany-boy!
Looks like he got Petra-ed, but only... his face is kinda... Hm.

Mikasa's literally the only one who got a regular death position. She must've died valiantly... Poor Eren... Hopefully she died after he did...
But then again, if she died after Eren did, would that mean she "purposely died" to stay with Eren?! MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WASN'T BRUTALLY MURDERED BY A TITAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! AND THAT SWORD THAT'S NEXT TO HER...!!!!
😱😱😱

...Oh god, Levi...! What did they do to you?!
Jesus... He's just limp against the tree stump... Blankly staring up into the sky... Kinda like... •_•
...Hm.
But it looks like... Something stabbed him?! It's like a piece of the bark! Or maybe that's just me... I think it's just me...

...*Sigh* I was close. (Only certain people will get that)

Ah, and here we have Eren himself. He looks pretty dead... I mean, if I were alive, I would definitely swat that frickin' bee off my face... And probably blink that blood off my eyeball.

I remember seeing this in Eren's vision at the beginning of--

WAIT.

Did... Did Eren have a vision....

...THAT EVERYONE DIED?!

But why, Hajime? Haven't you ever heard of spoiler alerts?!

Hmm...

We'll just have to see. :(

THIS CAN'T HAPPEN! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN?!?! STRIKE AGAINST THIS IN THE COMMENTS!!!!

STOP THIS MADNESS.