Attack On Titan Jokes

They say trees help the environment.

They say trees give us oxygen for us to breath.

They say trees give homes to animals and other things.

They say trees give us resources!

BUT DID YOU KNOW TREES ENDED RELATIONSHIPS?! NO. NO YOU DIDN'T.

Help end all trees! TREES MUST BE ERADICATED FROM THIS WORLD!

TREES WILL END YOUR ONGOING RELATIONSHIPS! THEY RUIN THEM! Stop these monsters before they take over the world!!!!

~P.E.T.R.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Really Awesome ships)

Help this world, help US.