Fanfictions These Days
Well, I've been reading up on a lot of AOT fanfictions lately (because I have nothing to do with my life) and I've noticed some really bad things about them. Not to mention some reoccurring trends that are ANNOYING AS ALL HELL.
One day, I stumbled across a YouTube video called "Bad Fanfiction Theatre"... And I had an idea...
So... I have compiled all of my knowledge of these fanfictions and have created this monstrosity that you will read.
I hope you enjoy... Or... Get annoyed. Idk either one.
WARNING: POSSIBLE HEAD EXPLOSIONS INBOUND.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Tail Of Y/N: De Wongs Of Fredum
by: glaceon346
NO HATERS!!!! IF U DONT LIEK, DO NOT READ. AND ITS NOT MY FAULT IF THINGS R SPOILEF 4 U.
...U BAKAS.
Once upon a long long long tim ago, thare live an girl named Y/N (insert name her idc what but if u is a boy u is u is i dont carre). Sheb was born in th Shigaliganshima Wall and is best frinds with Eran, Mickeysa and Armleg. tgey lived peasefully until one day:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHOOOOSHDHSHS!!!!!!!!!!!
A bigass over 9000 metere Tititon came crashing threw the wall. "OH NO!!!!" Ersn cried. "THE TOTIN KILLD ME MUM! " and YN Mickusa, and Armpjn runned over to Eran mum.
"Eran!" Eran's mum scremed. "Ju mus run! Hanessolo will takes u to safe somewhare safe!l
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screemed Eran but Hines came nnd took evry1 away.
Whent hey wer at boat, Y/N pat his bacl and waz liek:
"itll be Ok Eren, Mikada and Armub and I will take xare of u." she said. But eran was really mad and pushed her out of the way. Mikasqa caught her cause she was an badass.
"I WILL KILL ALL METATITANS!!!!! I PROMISE!!!" he shooted to the hevens. Arnin said:
"Les join the militaryyy." He waz smart and stuffs so he knew it was the best choice .
"thats grate idea, Ameib!" Ersn said.
"I join too," Mikasq said.
"NO. I HATE U CAUSE U BETTER THEN MEH." Eran said. "How bout u, Y:N? U join too?" And Y/N said yes.
~Three ears later...<
Every1 was 15 now and all standing in tge army line. The commander was bald and weord and kep shouted thins at Era Mikadad Atmon and Y-N. Y/N ddint like it. She aslo noticed that commander didnt loke potatotos,
~Tree year later again..)
Now every1 was grduatong frum da military and Y:N and Mikfsa tied for best soldier in the skwad. In the 3 tears, Y/N had develop emo depression skillz anf was skinny AF. Eran was 5tj, and Arbim was 10th cause hes a pussy but hes still a cinnamon roll so i love him.
All three could go into military popo, but Eran wante to go to Recon Core so they decide to join..
Authors Note: I DONT KNOW WAT TGE GROUP THING OS CALLED SO DONT GET OFFENSED IF I DINT SAY T RIGHT. I CALL IT THE RECON CORE SO SCREW U GUYS.
Tanks <3
They were all cleaning yhe walls whan suddenly,
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMSHAKLAKALAKA!!!!!!!
It was the cololsol Titi! Eran got all mads and sliced at the titan but he missed! But Y/N sloced at it and it died. A lot of people died though btw. Every1 was so happy and YN was a hero.
BUT THEN SHE FELL INTO A HOUSE AND GOTS HURT! IT TURNED OUT SHE COULD TURN INTO A TUTAN, AND EREEN COULD TUNR INTO A TOTAN!!! GAAAASP!!! :-O
They were put into trial and were chained up all sexy like in a dungeon and this guy with big eyebrows named Erwon waz all loke:
"HAVE SHMEX WITH EACJOTHER AND MAYBE I WILL LET U GO." But YN was like:
"NO! i want to save me body for someone very-" Suddenly, she spoted a smaller man with sharp gray eyes, and short black hair, and a fine fine ass. His name waz Levi and Y/N was rally attracted to him like cray cray. he gave her stern look.
"You r going to be judged for being Tits" he said. And Hangew took them to cort.
They were tied to poles with Mikzsa ajd Armib and everyone in the bleachers. The judge said:
"We should killz them!" And then Levi spinzaku-kiked Eran in the face! He didnt kick Y:N dough befause she was girl and pretty. He kept kicking him untol the judge said: "ok! let them go!"
Eran and Y/N were taken to the Levi squads and were treated very nicely by Petrat, Ollol, and those other two guys. And soon, levi was falling in loves woth YN. And one day, he wnet up too hers.
"Y/N!" he said. "Im in loves woth u!"
"then kiss me!" Yn said.
"i cant! Im pregnant with Petra's deformed love child who has amnesia and an erectile difunction and I have ebola! " YN gasped n blushed.
"i sill loves. u! Always." And they kisses! and had the sex in the washing machine in the basement with all the clorox products. It was beautiful, and i think levo got preggers again.
The next day, there was a big boob titan attackin the forest, so every1 was called to help. Mikss and Armun joined the Recon coar and helped too. AND EVERY1 WAS DYING, AND PETRA GOT SMACKED INTO AN HUGE BROCHOLIIIIII!!! And it was so sad. .. :( 1 Like=1 prayer.
After that, they found out that the b*tch titan was actually ANNIE!!! Armin and Mikeymouse and Eran and YN Lead her out of hiding and treid to kill hers, but YN turned into a titan anf went super saiyan and kamahamehaed annie in the face!!! They had an epic totally awesome battle
But then annmarie turned to crystal and DIED.
later, YN was alone with Levo.
"Petra died... and my unborn fetus..." levi sughed.
"its ok! i still loves u!" YN said.
"Thank u i love u too!" As they went kiss, YN said:
"...no..."
"Whats wrong?" Levi asked.
"i cant kiss u!" Y/N said.
"Why not?" levu assed
"I... I killed ur fatha when u were a wee boy!" Y2N confessed.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"AND I DID DO DATED UR TWIN EVIL BROTHER AND WORK FOR HIM!" she shooted. "IM ACTUALY AN ASS ASSIN THAT CAME TOO KILLZ U!!"
"THIS CANT BEH!!! I THOUGHT JU LOVED MEH!"
"BUT I DO! I DIDN KILL U!!"
"U WONT UNDERSTAND! ULL NEVER INDERSTAND THE PANE IVE BEN GOING THROUGH ALL MY LIFE!" he cried like an emo teeneager.
"no... i do... beacuse... I IS UR ADOPTED SISTER!" YN shouted.
"AUDIBLE GASP! I HAVE BEN SERCHING FOR HOU MA HOE LIFE!!!" Lkevi smild britely and so did YN because we were reynited and stuffs. "YAY! AND THIS WON'T B INCEST! I LOVE U Y/N!"
"I love u too!" BUT SUDDENLY! THE SUPER MEGA ULTRA EVIL SUPREMEE MASTER NUCLEAR JESUS TITAN CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING AND SNATCHED UP Y/N!!!
"NOOOOOO! Y-N! ILL SAVE U!" levi cries and does this jump flip thing on thw tituns neck. He tried to sliec through that neck, BUT IT REFUSED! (commeny if u gwt that refarence ;)
The tottin smashed YN and then ate her, and then killed her and then drowned her again and then killed her again. and levi got all mads!!!
"YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" levi brand pants scremed and stabbed de totan in the eye. oh, and Ersn, Mikamoka and Arman were there to.
"OH NOOOOOOOO!" Bert from sesame street (OMG SPOILERS!!!) said as he dying. "CURSE U LEVI THE PATIPUS!) and he died.
Levyy ran ovary to Y2N. "Y/N!!!" Y/N coughed.
"im... sorry... Levu-chan..." she said vewy vewy qwietly. She coughed up a gallon of blood. "I will... always be..." she poked his eye. "In ur heart..." And then she died.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1!!!111!!1!" leci wailed.
What happen next tim?!
To be continwooed...
Authors Not: PLZ COMENT AND VOTE AND GIVE FEDBACK. NO HATERS PLZ. AND FOLLOW MEH AND I WILL ONLY FOLLO PEEPS WHO LIKE MA STORY NO STEELING ALOWED OR I HUNT U DOWN. IT ILEGAL ANYWAY.
Hope u enjoied! BYE BYE! <3
...I'm so sorry.