Attack On Titan Jokes

Friend 1: OMG I have black hair and I think I'm a badass! I should totes be Eren!

Me: Lol.

Friend 1: Since you're the only girl and you're an even better badass than me, you should be Mikasa!

Me: Hm. Maybe. 😏

Friend 2: What should I be?

Friend 1: Hm... That only leaves Armin. You can be Armin!

Friend 2: No way, dude! I'm not being Armin! He's a wimp!

Friend 1: Then who's Armin?!

Me: Not me. I'm a girl! 😨

Friend 1: Not me. I don't want to be a third wheel...

Friend 2: Not me!

Me: Then who do you think you should be?

Friend 1: ...I think he should be Connie.

Friend 2 & Me: NO!