I react to Petra
*Sees Petra For The First Time*
Awww... She looks nice! That's so sweet of her to be with her teammate and treat Eren very nicely and stuff!
*Levi Squad Dies*
Mmmmm whatchya saaaaaayyy
Mmmmm that you only-
*Petra Dies*
Wait- WHAT- NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! PETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Later...
*Zoom in on Petra's corpse*
WAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!
Later...
*Petra's body flies off of cart*
*starts to eat myself*
Later...
Petra's dad to Levi: I'm Petra's father! Before she sees me, I wanted to talk to you. She sent me this letter... She mentioned that you respected her abilities enough to let her join your squad. That she was going to devote herself to you.
😳
Well I guess she's too starry-eyed to consider how her father feels!
....Um... You don't mean...?
Well, as her father, I think it's too early for her to marry.
*Heart gets stabbed multiple times before being thrown into an incinerator and stabbed even more times before filling it with lead and putting it back in my chest*
PETRA!!! YOU WERE SO PERFECT FOR HIM!! Y DID U HAVE TO DIIIIIIIIEEEE?!?!?!?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
~R.I.P. Petra~