Zodiac signs

Aries- sits on phone all day

Taurus- watches TV all the time

Gemini- does homework all day

Cancer- does chores around the house

Leo- doesn't stay at home

Virgo- talks to everyone in the house and goes off at them

Libra- dances like an idiot around the house

Scorpio- the lazy one

Capricorn- the one who gets blamed for farting

Aquarius- doesn't associate with anyone at home

Pisces- homeless