My Book of Randomness

*I draw stick people (MALEC) with chalk in my driveway*
Sis: Your stick people don't have ears
Me: They're stick people. They don't need ears.
Sis: Yes they do.
Me: Why?
Sis: So they can whisper dirty things into each other's ear.
Me: *gasps* Their child is there!
Both of us: *laugh uncontrollably*

(They are at the beach. Well walking there anyway. Don't judge. It's hard to draw with chalk! Especially when you can't draw on paper!)