My Book of Randomness

So I have this HUGE secret and it could literally ruin my life. Oh I feel like whore and a slut. I did something wrong. EXTREMELY WRONG. I'M A FUCKING LOSER AND FAILURE AT LIFE FOR THIS I HATE MY FUCKING SELF SO FUCKING MUCH.

Guys... I'm...

Pregnant...

And I don't know who the dad is...

Help me.

Please.

I'm so dead.