My Book of Randomness

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU FUCKING MEAN IT IS NONE OF MY DAMN BUSINESS!? HE HIS MY BROTHER SO I THINK THAT IT IS MY FUCKING BUSINESS!!! DAMN YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU DO NOT DESERVE HIM IF THAT IS HOW YOU ARE GOING TO TREAT HIM! HE IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED IN MY SHORT SAD PATHETIC LIFE! DAMN YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH! I'M SO PISSED!