My Book of Randomness

Me: WHY!?! WHY MUST YOU LEAVE ME FOR WORK?! YOU DON'T NEED A JOB! WHY CANT YOU JUST COME CUDDLE WITH ME INSTEAD!? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE AND I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU?!?!?!? DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE!?! TALKING TO YOU IS THE BEST/ FAVORITE PART OF MY DAY!WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF YOU ARE GONE FOR HOURS EVERY FUCKING DAY!?!

Me (what I actually said): That's amazing baby! *slows starts crying because I know that'll you be gone for hours everyday and I will be alone*