Group Chat With the Guys
*The girls are on the secret app that allows them to spy on the guys and their messages and can see everything going on*
~~~Hibiki has entered group chat~~~
Hibiki: "Heyo!"
Natsu: "HELLO?!?!CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!"
Gray: "You are typing in all caps you flame brain!"
Natsu: "I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE COMPLAINING ICE POP!"
Laxus: "Can you two just shut up?!I have a challenge..."
Gray: "Like what?"
Natsu: "WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?!"🙄🤔😣💩😴😈🤖👊🏻👑🐲✨🌟💥🍗🍖🍤🍳🍝🍣🍘🍱🍢🍡🍛🍙🍧🍨🍚🍪🍩🍾🍻🍴🕯⚔⛱📒❣☯❌♨️⚠️🔴🗯🕥
~~~Ren and Eve have entered group chat~~~
Ren: "They are called emojis Natsu..."
Natsu: "I LIKE THE FIRE AND FOOD ONES!" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌶🍗🍖🍣🍘🍱🍛🍙🍚🍨🍩🍡🍝🍳🍤🍽🍴🍻🍺
Eve: "..."
Hibiki: "WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME?!"
Ren: "Hibiki,you can't hog the spotlight 24/7!"
Hibiki: "Well excuse me!"
Ren: "I swear that everyone is acting like kids right now..."
Eve: "I'm not!"
Ren: "Now you are...plus you are the "little brother" type anyway..."
Eve: "WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
Ren: "Oh,nothing..."
Eve: "GHAAAAA!"
Laxus: "Can I speak now?!"
Gray: "Yeah."
Laxus: "Okay...I demand that we have a competition to see who has the best girlfriend.Whoever wins gets to have anything they want for a whole day."
~~~Gajeel and Jellal have entered group chat~~~
Gajeel: "What are you guys doing up at three in the damn morning?!"
Jellal: "I am interested also..."
Laxus: "Well...we are having a competition...unless you two are too scared to participate."
Gajeel: "What the hell?!I never back down from a challenge!!!"
~~~Yōgan has entered group chat~~~
Yōgan: "Heyo!"
Hibiki: "WHAT IN THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Yōgan: "WHO EVEN INVITED GUYLASHES TO THIS GROUP CHAT?!
Ren: "Will you two just stop-"
Hibiki: "SHUT UP!AND "HEYO!" IS MY SAYING,NOT YOURS!"
Yōgan: "HOW IN THE HELL WAS I EVEN SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN READ THE BEGINNING OF THIS GROUP CHAT?!"
Hibiki: "I DON'T KNOW!!!"
Eve: "BOTH OF YOU,SHUT UP!"
Yōgan: "..."
Laxus: "Because it is time...to have the debate to see who has the best girlfriend."
Hibiki: "That is like asking what 2+2 is!Everyone obviously knows the answer is Yoko...her azure,deep blue eyes...long and soft light caramel hair...perfect body...angelic voice...beautiful and strong magic...sexy and sweet personality...smooth and perfect skin...warm lips...sweet taste...ehhh..." 😍😍😍
~~~Hibiki sent a photo~~~
Hibiki: "Remeber this Ren and Eve?When you guys,Miko,and Honoka locked us outside in the cold on that job request?"
Ren: "Yeah,yeah,when you walked in bragging about how cute Yoko looked and how you were loving every second of it!HOW could I forget?!BUT,what about Sherry?!She's perfect!"
Eve: "NO ONE IS PERFECT REN!"
Ren: "EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION!"
Eve: "I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING SO WORKED UP ABOUT!I'M JUST COMPLEMENTING HONOKA!"
Ren: "I can say WAY more about Sherry!"
Eve: "BRING IT THEN!"
Ren: "Watch it shorty!I am about twice your size and am four years older than you!"
Eve: "QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME!" 😭
Jellal: "May I interrupt...but ERZA is clearly the winner here!Look at this picture!"
~~~Jellal sent a photo~~~
Natsu: "BLAH!!!I HAVE BETTER PICTURES OF LUCE AND I!" 🔥🔥🔥🔑🔑🔑
Gajeel: "Still using the stupid emojiis,huh?!I can't believe you guys can't see the real person who should win!Shrimp is obviously #1!"
Natsu: "I CAN USE EMO-THINGS WHENEVER I WANT TO!" 🔥🔥🔥
Gray: "It's EMOJIIS,not EMO-THINGS PINKY!Plus,Juvia definitely wins!"
Laxus: "Okay,the game is over.Mira wins by default."
Hibiki: "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!EVERYONE IS IGNORING ME!!!NO NO NO YOKO WINS AND IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE THEN SCREW THEM!"
Yōgan: "Are you done with your stupid rant yet,idiot?!"
Hibiki: "Are YOU done acting like a complete moron?!"
*viewed by 9 other unknown people*
Yōgan: "Who would be on this late at night?WAIT-WHAT IF IT IS...THE FANGIRLS?!" 😱😱😱
Laxus: "I don't think so..."
Jellal: "Oh no......"
~~~Yoko and 8 others have entered group chat~~~
Yoko: "Hello boys."
Erza: "So Jellal,is this some kind of auction?"
Levy: "Gajeel!"
Mira: "SHIPS!"
Juvia: "GRAY-SAMA!"
Honoka: "Oh Eve..."
Lucy: "NATSU!!!"
Sherry: "Love!" ❤️❤️❤️
Akemi: "Yōgan...I swear..."
Yoko: "Hibiki...WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU SENDING PHOTOS OF YOURSELF HALF-NAKED AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING,BRINGING ME INTO IT?!WHAT'S NEXT,A PICTURE OF ME IN THE SHOWER?!"
~~~Hibiki and 8 others have left group chat~~~
Erza: "Wait till we get a hold of them in the morning..."
Lucy: "Yeah...I love how they think that they can just say whatever they want about us whenever they feel like it..."
Mira: "That was perfect!My ships are sailing!"
Levy: "Well...that was...interesting..."
Juvia: "Yes,it was..."
Honoka: "I am going to go to sleep now everyone...so thanks for the awesome time tonight!" 💙💙💙
Akemi: "Me too...goodnight guys..."
Sherry: "We possess the power of love!Thanks again everyone!" ❤️❤️❤️
~~~8 others liked this~~~
Yoko: "Night." 💙✨🌙
~~~Yoko and 8 others have left group chat~~~
GUYS,I LOVE THIS!!!😂😂😂💙💙💙✨✨✨