We are number one but it's an entry in a bored journal on Wattpad
Skycatlovesu23 , there's no turning back now.
Are you a real villain?
Well, technically...nah.
Have you ever caught a good guy? Like...like a real SUPERHERO?
Nah. *head shaking music*
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Nah...nah. *more music*
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be VILLAINS!
*sexy saxophone solo*
Hey! *more saxophones*
We are Number One
Hey! *all of the saxophones*
We are Number One
Now listen closely *listening*
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
C R U N C H *my hopes and dreams*
No, don't touch that!
*revenge of the saxophone*
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go! *failure*
Throw it at him, not me!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha *Robbie's a psychic*, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
*saxophone: the sax awakens*
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
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We are Number One
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!
I couldn't resist.
-Orion