Bored Ramblings II: Object of Importance

Slippy: You want a piece of me?

Me: Uh, Slippy, you can barely make a shot...you do know that right?

*blows up every enemy on screen except for one guy*

Slippy: *takes out the last guy* You've been...Slipped!

*shoots wildly at Slippy*

Slippy: Hey, what's the big id-

Me: YOU'RE NOT COOL ENOUGH THE GET A CATCHPHRASE, SLIPPY! YOU NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL BE COOL ENOUGH, FUCK YOU, YOU ANNOYING AS FUCK FROG!!

Peppy: ...Can we just go to Dairy Queen already?

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I fucking love Star Fox, man.

Also, this is part 69, leave your jokes in the comments and keep them there.

-Orion