Pete's king of France
Pete: I was born to cheat and lie
I'm a mean, rotten guy
When you ask me
why I'm nasty,
here's my reason why
At that stork delivery,
mommy screamed
(Pete's Mother Impression): Woe is me,
such a dork.
Hey, Mr. Stork
Behold my misery
Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob,
Pete's a nasty
naughty slob
Pete (normal voice): Can it sister,
I'm the mister
who will get the job
So I'm nasty I'm no good
I'll be king!
Knock on wood
I'll impress ya,
though I'm just a
common lowly hood
Ha!
If you can't be loved, be feared
Don't get shoved,
sheep get sheared
Be the king,
pull the string,
Or else you might get speared
I'm so happy I could dance,
seize my chance,
I'll advance
Come and cheer me,
love and fear me,
Petey's King of France, haha!
("Note:' The () signals they happen within the song, but are not included.)
(To Clarabelle: Evenin' trusty lieutenant! Watch out for the bricks!
Clarabelle: What?)
Come and cheer me, love and fear me
Petey's King of Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance!!! (Er, why'd the music stop?)
(Er, why'd the music stop?)