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this is Spain and the Russian Empire
1)Uh-oh.. and who said that never again in my life will he appear in front of me bending down?
2)I earnestly ask, Spain, dear, shut up (while you are alive)
3)By the way, my dear, stockings suit you extremely well.
4)If I get out, there will be no living space left on you.
in the author's au the EU is a robot and it was made by Germany
EU: Oh, yes, German is the most useless mechanic! I don't understand those who call him a genius. As for me, he is a typical rag! Can't do anything.
"Oh, l-look! I'm German! I'm a h-helpless boy! I have no a-arm, I constantly stutter and s-sleep with a stupid Russian! meh meh!
ÐU: Don't tell me he's following me now.
German: M-maybe remind me...
Who's helpless here?
ÐU: I was joking...